Ooh, shiny!

Ancilla Tilia -- a Dutch model, it seems -- was found on F-listed.

What's your favorite movie car?

Jalopnik specifically asked "What's your favorite movie car?" but I'll expand it to television and comics as well. My tops in semiparticular order are:

1. Bullitt: 1968 Ford Mustang GT390
   
2. Mad Max: 1974 Ford Falcon XB Interceptor
   
3. Gun Smith Cats: 1967 Shelby GT500
   
4. The Middleman: 1970 Ford Fairlaine
   
5. Riding Bean: The Buff
   
6. Blues Brothers: 1974 Dodge Monaco
   
7. A-Team: GMC Vandura
   
8. Knight Rider: 1982 Pontiac Firebird
   
9. Starsky & Hutch: 1974 Ford Torino
   
10. Dukes of Hazzard: 1969 Dodge Charger
    
11. Smokey & the Bandit: 1977 Pontiac Trans Am

A stranger on a strange day

To counteract this June Gloom in July, I give you Maria Fernanda Malo. "Malo" is bad in Español, right?

Found via today's Use My Computer on On 205th.

Dogs are food, too!

Breakfast Granola for 7/24/9

FMD Crankmonkey delivered two rich nuggets of Jessica Jane Clement late yesterday, so they're at the top of today's processing pile.

Exemplar image is from Hail Mary Jane, and there's more at Popholic.

BEST. SHIRT. EVAR!

The original, official P.D. O'Bear "Touch" t-shirt, plus a host of other apparel and accoutrements, available at P.D. O'Bear's House of Touch.

Ft. Myers Beach FAIL = Lawsuit WIN?

Also from FMD Whitey-D, also from Fox Boston:

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - The town manager of Fort Myers Beach, Fla., is out of a job after the mayor and council members found out he was married to a porn star.

The Fort Myers Beach town council voted 5-0 to fire Scott Janke "without cause."

Mayor Larry Kiker says he learned that Janke's wife is an adult film star, and the elected officials took the action a few hours later.

Kiker says the vote wasn't a "judgment call" on the activities of Janke, who he says has done a good job, or his wife. It was, says the mayor, a matter of "how effective he becomes" and how much "disruption" there is.

Adult Industry News recently reported that Janke's wife, Anabela Mota Janke, goes by the stage name Jazella Moore.

Janke says "our heads are held high" and that he and his wife "have nothing to be embarrassed about."

I don't think holding it high was what you were doing with your head, honey...

Nonetheless, FMB just opened itself to a lawsuit; unless there's criminal extracurricular activity, I don't see that the town has a leg to stand on.

DO. NOT. WANT!

This strange ore was unearthed by FMD Whitey-D, from Fox Boston:

MANCHESTER, N.H. - A woman was arrested in Manchester after flashing a police officer early Friday morning, police said.

An undercover officer on patrol suspected the woman of engaging in prostitution near the area of Hanover Street and Beech Street.

The officer approached her and said the woman, identified as Lisa Bilodeau, of Manchester, made small talk and then exposed herself.

The officer identified himself and arrested Bilodeau.

Police said she fought back during the arrest.

Bilodeau was charged with lewdness and resisting arrest.

Ick, I wouldn't want something that looks like Tony Siragusa flashing me either. Tuck those tits back in, sweetie!

I miss Comicon

This replica Cutey Honey was found with other cosplayers on Coed.

Sarah Jessica Parker sex tape?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Idea jacked from Cracked, but mine's better.

Cthulhu fhtagn...mocha latte?

I might have to pick this up...

Nothing epitomizes the fun summer geek read more than Seamus Cooper's Mall of Cthulhu (Night Shade). A charming buddy team - lesbian FBI agent Laura and loser barista Ted - fight monsters and white supremacists in a Providence mall.

Found on io9.

Breakfast Granola for 7/23/9

moar funny pictures

Opportunity knocks for Jeff?

LoveHoney UK is holding a sex toy contest, whereby the winner wins £1,000. The winner’s design will be made into a reality and will retain rights to the design. Pretty sweet, right? Plus, who doesn’t want to be that 80-year-old at the bar reminiscing with that time their Coo-cumber Dildo won the sex toy contest?

Contest info here.

Found on F-listed.

Witness the terrible secret of Pedobear!

see more Engrish

Bullfighting FAIL

I don't think fighting is what the bull wanted to do to that day. Wait for it: 0:25.

Breakfast Granola for 7/22/9

On this cool, foggy, and competition Wednesday, witness what a diet rich in pie will do to a human body. Poor fat Asian girl...

Olivia Munn needs to do more photoshoots like this for her blog.

I cannot tell a lie...

ESPN sportsbabe Erin Andrews is indeed splendid and beautiful, naked or not.

Found in a quick and dirty image raid of the intergoogles, though you may read of her woe on Deadspin.