Breakfast Granola for 4/22/9

I drive a 2007 Ford Mustang GT. A little known fact is that it's one of the world's most beautiful hybrid vehicles: it burns gas as well as rubber. Happy fuckin' Earth Day, you smelly hippies!

Your Earth Day green lies behind Sophie Howard, and who wouldn't want to lie behind Sophie Howard?

Sophie Howard was reused, recycled, and reduced from Hollywood Tuna.

Olivia Munn cheats death!

Thanks to her buddy Kevin Pereira trying to chase some birds away, we all nearly lost a national treasure. Use the zoom next time, honey.

Olivia Munn very nearly documented her own extinction.

Mid-morning LOLZ

moar funny pictures

From the Failblog subsidiary, Lolcelebs.

Pop Quiz: Miss California Edition

Question: Why would the organizers of a women's beauty pageant select a homosexual man as a judge?

Isn't that like asking Oprah Winfrey about weight loss, or Hugh Hefner about monogamy?

Wrestling FAIL: 10 Real Injuries in a Fake Sport

I know we have some wrasling fans out there in the mine. Here's a good collection of the real FAILS!

Check out Top 10 Real Wrestling Injuries | Caveman Circus

They say wrestling is fake but that broken neck, that broken leg and that dislocated shoulder sure as hell isn’t….

Breakfast Granola for 4/21/9

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: When you feel under stress, think of something to laugh at. If you can't think of something to laugh at, think of Stacey Keibler. You are the calm razorblade of her Gillette Venus Breeze.

Stacy Keibler and her 36-inch inseam were appropriated from Use My Computer.

Econo-Jeff: Get the most calories for your dollar

Here's a great list of all of the highest number of calories per dollar foods you can commonly buy. I think Jeff needs to think of this list as part of his training regiment for the Back Forty Challenge. He should eat one of these every day until he's gone through the complete list.

Check out 17 Foods With The Most Caloric Bang For Your Buck | Manolith

The following is a list of some of the worst foods in the world for you - in health terms - as well as a breakdown of exactly how you get what you are paying for.

Andrew Bawidamann, Artist

After blogging some of his art last Thursday, I liked it so much that I ordered a Flying Tiger workshirt.

It arrived today with a nice note enclosed, and it's awesome. Thus, big shoutout to Andrew, artisan and gentleman.

New Ore Analysis: Faye Valentine cosplay

Fellow Mining Drone Crankmonkey discovered this new mineral. Now, having seen my fair share of cosplay, I thought that Faye Valentine -- much as most cosplay -- would be difficult to execute. This is usually, horrifyingly the case.

However, a quick rifle through the googlewebs gives us this, and I especially approve of this one. Thank Cthulhu for the wherewithal and good sense to do something at least decently right.

Somewhere in Korea...

So, I'm wandering the googletubes and amble by this.

Never heard of or seen Hwang Mi Hee before, but there's apparently some catching up I need to do.

WTF just happened to my eyes!?

At least one person in the Mine will appreciate this. And I mean really REALLY appreciate this.

Found via Failblog on This is Photobomb.

Everthing's Better with a Bag O' Weed

First he comes out as an atheist and now he's pro legalization of pot. I think Brian is going for most popular animated character in Internet history.

Breakfast Granola for 4/20/9

Happy Monday, smokers.

Do you see a pirate in this image? Me neither; anyone with access to cable or satellite that includes Cartoon Network will recognize Molotov Cocktease. A for Effort to Coed, but their FAIL is our WIN.

Still, it's always fun to see Molotov cosplayers, whether alone or in pairs. Extra points for using the intergoogles to find the one with her asscrack showing.

The Molotov Cocktease cosplayer had her booty plundered from Coed Magazine.

More Friday Ass: Rocio Guirar Diaz Gallery

Not the biggest gallery, but still a Friday treat.

Check out Rocio Guirar Diaz sexy pictures | Funtasticus.com

Satanic FAIL

I wonder if that's kosher.

Found on TYWKIWDBI.

Moon Nazis....Got your attention yet?

In 1945 the Nazis fled to the moon. In 2018 they are coming back.

Check out the Iron Sky website.

A new (Canadian) challenger?

I'd previously declared Bianca Beauchamp the best thing to come from Canada, and while I knew of Jaime Koeppe, I didn't know she was also Canadian. At any rate, here's yet more hot tail from our Northern Suburbs.

Jaime Koeppe and her Great White Bubbleass were ganked from F-listed.