Monday Ass: Kayleigh Person Mini Gallery

homicidal insomniac has a small but nice gallery of U.K. model Kayleigh Pearson.
Kayleigh Pearson semi-nude..

And the Oscar goes to...

She's chewing up about as much scenery as Tom Cruise. Next time she should try something slightly less overstated; i.e.: believable. A bit closer to Keanu Reeves and Al Gore, if you will.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 4/6/9

And so it came to pass...over Japan...

North Korea launched a rocket Sunday, despite warnings from Japan, South Korea and the United States not to proceed.

The rocket, launched at 11:30 a.m. -- 0230 UTC, passed over Japan, with the first stage landing in the Sea of Japan and a booster falling in the Pacific. Japanese officials said no debris fell on its territory.

U.S. State Department spokesman Fred Lash confirmed the launch, saying Washington regarded it as a "provocative act." Washington said it would take immediate steps to let North Korea know it cannot threaten the security of others with impunity.

Quickly, to the Complaining Room!

The United Nations failed to agree on a response to North Korea's long-range rocket launch despite pressure from Washington and its allies for action...

Thanks a lot, for putting the "Un" in U.N.

Sweet Nectar: The Ten Most Expensive Whiskeys in The World

StyleCrave.com has a good post for all you whiskey lovers: Liquid Gold: The 10 Most Expensive Whiskies in the World. Heck, $75K for Macallan 1926 sounds resonable. Check out...

Most Expensive Whiskies in the World

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Drunk is as drunk does

Some people just don't realize their limitations...

The whole thing is hilarious, but wait for it: 0:39 and 1:57.

Two Trailers for Films I hadn't Heard Of

Tim Burton's 9

A weird patch work creature tries to survive in a post holocaust world.






The Mutant Chronicles

Some kind of mutant outbreak threatens an alternate time line earth.




Both look like the look and feel is pretty cool. The story looks like it might not hold up for the Mutant Chronicles.

Also odd that both have a World War I motif going on. Is WWI hip again?

WTF - Is She Trying to Look Like Some Eighties Nagel Print

Paris Hilton, Space Unit - Celebrity Ragazine

What the fuck?

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Another Gallery of Hot Chicks

Another random Friday gallery. I approve of many of the messages.

Friday Wild Girls | Funtasticus

Give Your Fear A Face: Behold the Posse Package

CBS 5 Eye on The Bay, did a segment of food deals last night. Lucky for us, they went to Back Forty Texas BBQ and showcased the Posse Package. The very same mound of slow cooked animal that Jeff consumed for the Back Forty Challenge. Behold the glory

Back Forty Texas BBQ

Elita Lofblad - Swedish Ass

Elita Lofblad sexy picture gallery | Funtasticus.com

Considering the recent relative drought of interesting posts this week, today has really come around. More Ass for everyone, hooray!

Beer Bongs and Chicks

Chicks Slugging Down Beer Bongs Is The Hotness Of The Day | Wii Hotties

Ahh college. What a magical time. Beer bongs and stupid chicks. Being from the pre-tounge stud era, this was as close to an ad saying, "Hey I suck dick and I like it" as we got. Thanks Wii Hotties.

Vanessa Veasley gallery...who's Vanessa Veasley?

Hail Mary Jane | Vanessa Veasley gallery

I don't know who this chick is. The gallery is super airbrushed, but still interesting.

Baconlube - Let's hope this is fake for the sake of America

The Bachelor Guy » Bacon Lube. You Know, for Porking.
I love bacon, I really do. I like pussy...maybe even more than bacon. However, this is not one of those Reese's Peanut Butter Cup eureka moments. I don't want the pussy to taste like bacon. Is this geared to boning fat chicks?

Lets hope this is an April Fools day prank that's stuck around a couple of days.

Breakfast Granola for 4/3/9

Louise Glover, having a morning stroke. Yeah, there's some new desktop wallpaper coming out of this.

Found on Horny Oyster.

I’m a shit-handler! - Fucked Up Choose Your Own Adventure

Choose Your Own Adventure (On Drugs) | Cracked.com

“Shit! No! Not so much!” He jumps at you, but you deftly avoid him by falling over sideways, “You drank the whole fucking thing? This is peyote tea, man. You are fucked. You’re so fucked…”

Jump down the rabbit hole and choose your fate. I’m a shit-handler indeed.

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Now is the time when we dance

German retro-futuristic group-dancing - Boing Boing

Check out the wild futuristic dancing in this classic German 1960s space opera Raumpatroullie.

Raumpatrouille Orion

This reminds me of the SNL skit Sprockets.

Shawn Johnson Makes a Boner on Dancing With The Stars

Deadspin - Shawn Johnson Is Having A Rough Couple Of Weeks - Shawn Johnson

After Shawn Johnson spent last week worried about a deranged stalker, she returns to "Dancing With The Stars" only to be greeted by what appears to be a deranged boner in her partner's pants.

First a stalker and now syndicated FAIL. The video makes it even more apparent. Full National Network TV FAIL. At least Jeff can relate.

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