Breakfast Granola for 3/19/10

Here's sort of what I'm expecting today...


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Is there such a thing as overkill?

Number six!

Convenient

Confusius say: "Best to party in the shower if you wish to come clean."

Found with more of Tata Thursday on Funtasticus.

Jeff's favorite place?

Found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 3/18/10

Nice shape; I approve.

Found on Funtasticus.

The Fourth Decree of Simmslam

In Simmslam all smart phones will be banned. Smart phones are teh geyz.

Exceptions will be made for hot chicks, and basketball players.

Anyone else caught with a smart phone shall be put to death.

FMD Jack Naples proposes a method:

Remotely executed via IED activated by... a smartphone!

To this, al-Jeff says:

I do not like it. Death shall be administered by conversation with [FMD Crankmonkey].

Not quite Irish

Apache Chief alerts us to this dipstick-swinging Scotsman...

Dewey that Decimal

Hot librarian Jordan Carver can kindly file herself somewhere around 793 for "indoor games and amusements." I'm going to want the Braille edition, too.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 3/17/9

It's St. Paddy's Day, you filthy heathen! Time for some good Irish booze...unless you're "How you doin'?"...

The terrible secret of sales

Anyone who can quantify these variables earns random quatloos.

Volleyball needs to catch on here because...

...they have some good looking cheerleaders.

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 3/16/10

If you noticed the armadillo, shoes, or furniture in the picture too far in advance of most anything else in frame, I have some bad news for you...

An unknown model from Hawtness helps us with a little orientation testing.

Eat your heart out

FMD Crankmonkey locates new ore: Summer Walker.

Mined from Hithiphop.

Smoke signal from Apache Chief

Ex-FMD Apache Chief sends this missive:

Motivation for Simmslam: NJ woman determined to reach 1000 lbs, be worlds fattest woman

No, that isn't a picture of her, but I do believe the composition is similar.

Speaking of movies about gladiators...

...image unrelated. This is Tehmeena Afzal, who I'd glimpsed during intergoogle wandering, so I had to learn more. She looks like the intersection of Vida Guerra and Kim Kardashian, which makes sense considering the name Afzal. I expect to see more of her soon.

Found while wandering the intergoogles.

RIP Peter Graves

Peter Graves -- aka: Captain Clarence Oveur, aka: Agent Jim Phelps -- has passed at age 83.

Breakfast Granola for 3/15/10

Say hi to Sam Cooke. No, not Sam Cooke. SAM COOKE!

Found on Holy Taco.