RIP Peter Graves

Peter Graves -- aka: Captain Clarence Oveur, aka: Agent Jim Phelps -- has passed at age 83.

Breakfast Granola for 3/15/10

Say hi to Sam Cooke. No, not Sam Cooke. SAM COOKE!

Found on Holy Taco.

What if...?

...Jeff were a supervillain, complete with powered armor?

I'd do the rapin's, of course.

FMD Crankmonkey wonders what his name would be, and has solicited a contest.

I have forwarded "Mecha-Pedobear." FMD Jack Naples supposes "King Tit."

Breakfast Granola for 3/12/10

Jeff's birthday is coming up. I think he'd like this. Although perhaps a little TOO much...

And yes, I believe that's a hollowed pumpkin on the bottom right.

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C'mon, this guy seems legit

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Too soon?

FMD Jeff wonders...

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RIP Merlin Olsen

One-fourth of the only Fearsome Foursome that really mattered, Merlin Olsen, has left us at age 69.

Speaking of long legs...

...there's also Reby Sky, alleged QB in the Lingerie Football League. I'm pretty sure she's tall enough for it; it's tough to trust a short QB.

Found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 3/11/10

Anna Kournikova has really long legs. That is all.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Me can has GT5 plz?

I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!

Awesome, there's SPRINKLES!

Cupcakes just aren't finished until they have sprinkles. OM NOM NOM NOM!

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Breakfast Granola for 3/10/10

I once bought some Gatsby aftershave gel -- which was OK, though not better than the Nivea lotion I usually use -- but like the title says, WTF Japan seriously?

We leave you with...

...a foot in the ass.

Found with 24 other inappropriate children's titles on Holy Taco.

Rather Racist

Dan Rather = CRACKERTASTIC!

RATHER: "Listen [Obama is] a nice person, he's very articulate" this is what's been used against him, "but he couldn't sell watermelons if it, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic."

C'mon now, Dan. No catfish and hoecakes to go with that?

In the interest of balance...

...I present Christina Hendricks and her delicious cleavage, long may it reign.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Speaking of Funtasticus...

...it's Tooshie Tuesday. Grab it fast!

Cameron FAIL!

I didn't see the Oscars, but this was my favorite part...

Okay, it looks like they got all that stupid actor shit out of the way. Now it's on to the James Cameron portion of the show. And the Oscar for Best, Most Awesome, Highest Grossing, Most Expensive and Elaborate Movie in the History of the World goes to:

NOT James Cameron, who strikes me as such a pretentious ass that deflation can be his only cure.

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