Make a wish

Sometimes it really is less about winning or losing than about how you play the game.

Found with other WTF on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 12/2/9

Ever notice how some people just aren't cut out for sports?


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You won't hear her coming

Her name is Rachel, she's at an AAC event, and she's holding a silenced Arctic Warfare Magnum. I'm not a fan of the tats and tunneled ears, but personality counts for a whole helluva lot.

Found via Hawtness on Advanced Armaments Corporation.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 12

The Niners won and the Raiders lost. Week 12 was many thanks.

This week's Chicken Dinner (in the form of a turkey sammich with cranberry) goes to Drew Brees for hucking 5 touches at 371 yds to filet the Pats. This week's Goat goes to the Miami Dolphins for losing to the Buffalo Bills; seriously, Fins, that's not a good look.

Breakfast Granola for 12/1/9

At least you can still gamble...

LAS VEGAS – A Binion's Gambling Hall & Hotel spokeswoman says the downtown Las Vegas property that used to host the World Series of Poker will mothball its 365 hotel rooms in a cost-cutting move.

TLC Casino Enterprises spokeswoman Lisa Robinson said Monday that Binion's casino will remain open, along with the poker room, sports book and well-known Binion's Ranch Steakhouse.

Robinson says about 100 of Binion's 800 workers have been notified they'll be laid off when the Binion's hotel and former Mint tower close Dec. 14.

The Binion's Original Coffee Shop will also shut down, and keno operations will cease.

Robinson calls the decision a result of the economic downturn and a decrease in room rates and hotel occupancy at Las Vegas-area hotels.

Cream in your coffee

I haven't had coffee in a while. Creamy boobs would get me back on it.

Found with other WTF on Funstasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 11/30/9

As Mining re-opens in earnest post-Thanksgiving, we reflect on things we're thankful for, such as Slavegirl Leia cosplay pillowfights.

Previously seen, but reminded by Hawtness.

Sad Turkey

Score for hrs worked on Black Friday:
RB=<2hrs
Mike=5 hrs
Seth and John= Tied at Eternity

Happy Thanksgiving, you jive turkeys!

Magic Button!

To boldly go before Kirk does

Uncommonly good-looking Star Trek cosplay found within the Failblog constellation at Hawtness.

Breakfast Granola for 10/25/9

Even when I drove an automatic, I'd use the parking brake. Some people would look at me funny and balk when I suggested they do the same. I don't trust just the parking pawl to hold 3,000 pounds of metal, and it helps keep your rear brakes adjusted. Well, how about this reason while we're at it:

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 11

The Niners lost and the Raiders won. Week 11 was WTF GUS.

This week's Chicken Dinner goes to Ricky Williams for outrunning his team's leading receiver (Davone Bess, 63 yds vs. 119) in victory. This week's Goat gets split between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Cincinnati Bengals for allowing lesser teams to not only stay in the game, but catch up and defeat them.

Breakfast Granola for 11/24/9

Sofia Vergara -- model and actress -- was at the American Music Awards for some reason. Don't know why, don't care. As you can see, her profile is impressive enough to enter any event.

Found on Use My Computer.

I see your bacon Sammy...

and raise you one Bacon Roll!

Speaking of breakfast...

Louis Jordan swore by it, so it's gotta be good.

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 11/23/9

Though unnamed on this page, I do believe that this is April Scott, aka April Ann McIntosh.

Found on Holy Taco.