Breakfast Granola for 11/19/10

I still have no idea what Sophie Turner does for a living besides show up to places and get her superior posterior photographed.

Most days are easier not knowing, and this Friday will not disappoint.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Got lost?

I'm not one to get lost easily, especially with a map in my hand. Give me a pair of cross-streets or an identifiable landmark and we're off. But get me into The City -- with the way Market cuts across the Numbers, and Montgomery turns everything into triangles north of Washington, not to mention the one-ways -- and I'll look like a tourist as my navigation catches up to the reality of that maze.

Here's a little trinket from Uncrate that bridges the gap between full-blown GPS and Boy Scout compass:

Find your car in even the largest mall parking lot, or find your way back to the ribs in even the smokiest tailgating situation with the Bushnell BackTrack Point 5 ($68). Like the original BackTrack, this sleeker model navigates you back to any location with just the push of a button. This new model also adds a digital compass, the current time, temperature, and altitude, plus the ability to mark and store up to five locations.

Protip: If you're at the Transamerica Pyramid, Chinatown is to the west, Montgomery St. BART is to the south.

Breakfast Granola for 11/18/10

It's the eyes this time that keeps the rest from mattering. See, if I hadn't just told you this was Nicola Achilleas, you might have assumed her Greek for South Asian, Persian, or maybe Latin American. You're welcome, by the way.

This fresh ore was located on F-listed.

Reason #4080 to hate Halloween

Freaks come out at night, right? And you'll be hard put to find harder freaks than in Oakland, especially at a Denny's. Via F-listed, and I dispute the "sexy" characterization of their post. Seriously, get a good look at those costumed hoes, if you dare!

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Breakfast Granola for 11/17/10

Nicole "Coco" Austin -- aka: Ms. Ice T -- with these words of encouragement:

Here's a little eye candy to get ya through your work day. Hope it helps!

More than you know, my dear.

Found on her Twitter.

High tensile strength

Seriously, the fabric of those pants have to be, for they appear to be very tenuously stretched.

And she's pretty. Win-win FTW!

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 11/16/10

Reason #4080 why the Toyota Prius sucks: the unintended acceleration REALLY kicks in while intoxicated. This dumdum turns a single crash into 3, one of which is into a police cruiser. From Jalopnik:

Monocle smile!

I've never been a fan of Old Spice, but the Isaiah Mustafa commercials were funny as hell. But what if there was a female version? Page 3 of the Sun -- found on Hawtness -- takes a poke at it with the help of Rosie Jones...

Breakfast Granola for 11/15/10

I'm not sure what Jordan Carver was trying to achieve in this photoshooot -- Pocahontas? 1920s flapper outdoors? -- but she is damp and busty. Monday has to start somewhere.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Today's vocabulary lesson is...

...the difference between prone and supine. Prone is when you're ass-up; supine is the opposite.

The very prone Rosie Jones was found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 11/12/10

An interesting concept from io9:

Once the dead rise, we'll be in need of practical dwellings to hold the zombie throngs at bay. Enter the SS Huckleberry, a marine convoy designed to float out the end of the civilization.

This design comes courtesy of Architect Southwest's zombie safe house design competition (which is presently open for voting).

I don't think I'd hang out along the Mississippi River -- Pacific Coast north of Baja for lack of hurricanes would be better, I'd think -- but it's a start.

Move: replace the single screw with a Voith Schneider thruster for increased maneuverability; lengthened hull for additional whaleboats and larger crew complement for SAR capability; additional Move unit at rear for maneuverability and defense.

Live: replace unorthodox design with higher-capacity berthing; save lawn for Farm component; additional Live units for specific BOQ, Galley, Arsenal, R&R functions.

Farm: add more Farm units with mixed/open space for other crops, such as trees and grasses, for outdoor shade and recreation; add berthing for animals, aviaries/nesting, beehives.

Store: unsure about liquid diesel energy potential of zombies; maybe better to have Noisemaker/Decoy component to lure zombies for incinerator generator that is detached by 2nd Move, crewed by high-risk defense team; add windmills, batteries/electrical storage, water desalinization/purification.

You're a shining star..

...no matter who you are. Shining bright to see what you can truly be.

Sarah Alize was found on Holy Taco.

Because I hate champagne...

...I want one of these for New Year's. From Uncrate:

Forget the Moët — ring in 2011 the right way by toasting a glass of Sam Adams Infinium Beer ($20). Sold in a wine-like 750 ml bottle with a foil-covered cork top, this unique brew is the result of a two-year collaboration between our friends at the Boston Brewing Co. and Germany's Weihenstephan Brewery, and features a deep golden color with fine bubbles, a fruity, slightly spicy aroma, and crisp malt and citrus flavors. Oh, and it's 10.3 percent alcohol by volume, so you needn't worry about its inability to get you nice and happy by the time midnight rolls around.

Breakfast Granola for 11/11/10

It's Veterans Day. Long live the fighters!

Image found on Drudge Report

Reason #4080 why Windows sucks

Go AROUND the traffic

When the highways are blocked by those fleeing Armageddon or the zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to make Thee Perfect Getaway, courtesy of Uncrate:

Like something out of a video game, the Rally Fighter ($59,000) is a custom-designed off-roader that mixes sports car looks with Baja-tested utility. Wrapped in vinyl to reduce weight and cost, the Fighter features a tubular steel chassis and space frame, nose, rear, underbelly and floor pans made from carbon fiber, a 6.2 Liter, V8 Engine good for 430 hp and paired to an automatic transmission, rear wheel drive, four-wheel anti-lock disc brakes, and 17-inch aluminum alloy wheels, as well as 18 inches of suspension travel to help you traverse whatever the trail throws your way.

Breakfast Granola for 11/10/10

And we're back, this time with Wendy Fiore, aka Wendy Combattente.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.