Breakfast Granola for 6/15/10

Because she is beautiful and sorely under-represented, some September Carrino from the ore archives.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

Found on Gizmodo via Jalopnik.

Chinese drivers are shitty in China

As found on Jalopnik...

My favorite Nazi

Here's another promo pic of Iron Sky's Julia Dietze.

1) This movie needs to hurry up and get made.

2) Please let SS officer Renate Richter's wardrobe include short skirts and thigh-high boots.

Found on Julia's site.

Can plz haz summertime? Kthxbye!

Resort pool + Jordan Carver + ???? = PROFIT!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/14/10

It's Flag Day!

If revisiting Chase Masterson is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Meanwhile, in the Zombie Apocalypse...

Found on Uncrate:

Whether you need to bust up an old driveway or simply want to make yourself a hole into the neighbor's bathroom for creepy, voyeuristic reasons, The Pulverizer ($40) is the tool for the job. At 3.5 lbs. and just over a foot long, it's sturdy enough to take some abuse while remaining small enough to pack along no matter what the job. Features include a industrial-grade sledge head with a 1.5-inch strike face, a two inch scraper and nail puller, a textured TPE grip, claw teeth for better grip when plying, and the strength that comes from fully-forged manufacturing.

Zombie School!

Breakfast Granola for 6/11/10

Here's something big for breakfast: Twitter is afraid of Coco's booty.

All Ice T's wife wants is some "Thong Thursday" to show off her back, but the Twits insist on memory-holing it. Coco's answer: post this and this on her own site.

Phase 1: TASTY CAKE FORBIDDEN
Phase 2: POINT TO NEW CAKE SHOP
Phase 3: ????
Phase 4: PROFIT!

Silly twittertubes, there's no stopping that ass.

Happy Birthday!

She is 48 today!

80's Theme

WTF!?!?!? This awesome toy is not the mold I remember.

You're not supposed to like jury duty that much

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/10/10

It's apparently a slow day in the outside world, so here's a goodie from the ore archives: Dora Noemí Kerchen, better known as Dorismar (or Doris Mar). I'd seen her plenty, but didn't really know who she was...until the wikitubes:

On January 5, 2006, Dorismar and her husband/manager Alejandro (Alex) Schiff were deported from the United States to Argentina as illegal aliens after living six years in Miami. Dorismar contested the deportation, claiming that her physical attributes place her in the category of "alien of extraordinary ability", which would allow her to seek an O-1 visa, permitting her residency in the U.S. based on her talents. She was unsuccessful in her petition.

Random borderhoppers are overlooked or ignored, but Dorismar and her physical attributes are singled out in particular for deportation? Immigration really is fucked. Either kick the remaining rabble out NOW or let her back in!

Speaking of moar...

Debrahlee Lorenzana was found on Holy Taco.

Breakfast Granola for 6/9/10

Well well well, look what the intergoogles found: Georgia Jones again, and I like this angle as much as the previous one.

Can plz haz moar? Kthxbye!

Never heard of the ore known as Georgia Jones, but I'm liking what I see. Very nice eyes and very nice thighs.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/8/10

Is that a Hello Kitty on Hayden Panettiere's...erm, left breast? Why, yes, I do believe so.

And a nice titty it is, too.

Found on F-listed.