Jeff bust out the oil, here's the girls that will pump your iron

There are some fine young ladies that will set Jeff straight. He'll just shut up and take what their giving.

Check out's Jeff's Feisty Female Bodybuilders at Kontraband

Is this some furry fetish thing?

via TYWKIWDBI: Impressive wolf costume

Purple Pills

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: Sometimes, you have to discover your calm. Imagine that you have a map to Jessica Burciaga. You are a calm shovel.

Jessica Burciaga was found on F-listed.

Kelly Brook Min Gallery at the London Dungeon

Considering all of the Kelly Brook luv on the intergoogles these days (see some of the luv), I figured I had to post this one. Just because it made me wonder....why does she have a sword at a dungeon? Unless she is liberating the prisoners, I think she doesn't get the concept.

Check out Kelly Brook In Latex At The London Dungeon

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Photoshop Tomfoolery

A GI Joe that doesn't suck? GI Joe: Resolute

Sorry Moscow, your boned...

Check out GI Joe: Resolute

Terrorism. Murder. Blood. Bullets. Darkness. This is the G.I. Joe cartoon you've been waiting 25 years for. G.I. Joe: Resolute (free) is a new animated mini-series featuring classic Joes and Cobra operatives that's sure to make the live action movie look even more like a turd.

via G.I. Joe: Resolute | Uncrate

More Lucy Pinder Goodness

Lucy Pinder finds her way on the mine again today. Funtasticus has yet another gallery, this time with what appears to be some of her earlier work scans.

Check out Lucy Pinder photo gallery | Funtasticus.com

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Breakfast Granola for 4/23/9

If you've seen The Spirit, then you'll recognize this ass as Sand Saref's. Otherwise, it's just Eva Mendes to you.

Eva Mendes was found on Popholic via Hollywood Tuna.

Athlete Camel Toes

A whole bunch of camel toes. Pretty much fail, unless you're into that kind of thing...

Check out The World of Isaac: THE 30 WORST MOMENTS IN ATHLETE CAMEL TOE

Drinking FAIL - How not to beer bong

View the fail at Beer Bong Pussy of the Day

This has got to break some health codes

Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

via City Rag

Parenting FAIL! Stripper Dancing with Kids in Room

Just full of fail. Our country is boned.

Single Mom Sexy Dance For Her Kids of the Day

Proof that Olivia Munn is teh awesum

She gave a metermaid a ticket.

Humpday Ass: Seanna Mitchell Gallery

Kinda like a cross between Lindsey Lohan and Elizabeth Hurley

Check out the gallery Seanna Mitchell breathless

Someone got the memo

Teen shits bricks after deputy ambush; follows up by selling out

A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said.

[....]

The 16-year-old boy turned and ran, chased by [Salt Lake County sheriff's deputy Chad ] Taylor, who called 911 as he ran after the teen through the neighborhood. The boy was scrambling so fast, Taylor said, he lost his shoes. Centerville police responded to help catch the teen.

[...]

The boy dashed into a friend's house, where a party was going on, police said. Officers were let into the house where they found him — and discovered that he had soiled himself, [Centerville Police Lt. Paul] Child said.

"You could smell him," Taylor said. "He told us, 'Yeah, I crapped my pants.' "

Hilarity continues as Shittypants goes punkbitch...

Police said the teen implicated a friend whom Taylor saw trying to break into cars across the street from his home.

"He gave up his friend," Child said, pointing to another 16-year-old who was also arrested in the burglary investigation.

[....]

Detectives were trying to determine if the teens were involved in a rash of weekend car break-ins.

"We've had some more reports over the weekend that we're sure they're suspects in," Child said.

Try THIS at home!

Homemade bacon? WHAT. UP.

Found on Boing Boing.

Iranian drone FAIL

In a blunder worthy of Photoshop Disasters, Iran beclowns itself as both militarily and photographically weak.

Iranian state-run news agency Press TV ran a story on its website this week praising the unveiling of an Iranian-made drone, that according to the Israeli daily Maariv bears a striking resemblance to an earlier photo taken in Israel of an Israeli-made drone. In an article run this week on the Maariv website, the photo used by Press TV of the Iranian drone is shown above a remarkably similar photo from Israel Aerospace Industries of the Heron 1 Israeli drone. The two photos appear to be exactly the same, with the angle of the shot and the clouds in the background identical in appearance.

Iran's EPIC FAIL found on Haaretz via Mere Rhetoric.