Poverty pimpin' on the high seas

Ignorance, thy name is Sharpton...

Som'n about the "so-called" pirates, they call themselves a voluntary coast guard in Somalia, which may be more apt.

I like Ed Morrissey's take as he beclowns the Permed One...

[Our] own Coast Guard routinely steals ships, shoots crew members, and demands millions in ransoms, right?

Found on Powerline via Hot Air, thanks to Crank Monkey.

It takes a queen

Wait for it: 0:50.

Anderson Cooper: "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."

Well, he'd know, wouldn't he?

Sophie Howard is always good for a glance or two

While not the best shot in the gallery by far, I had to highlight this one just for the weirdness. Is Sophie Howard part of the Wolf Brigade now? That would definitely would be interesting

Check out the gallery at F-Listed » Archive Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Sophie Howard «

Fat Ath-uh-leet

Watch to the VERY end. P.S.: Somebody get Tubbo some oxygen, STAT!

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Classic Material

Unfortunately, Heather Thomas no longer looks like this (proceed with caution if using the googlewebs, they're not all pretty...or her, for that matter), but we can still nod appreciatively to her hot tub bikini stylings from the mid-1980s.

This vintage skin was found while wandering the intertubes.

Hmmm.....Underboob Gallery Good

I knew I was going to end of blogging about this when I saw it the other day. But my lazy ass didn't feel like getting around to it. However, it's still littering the interwebs even today. Rightly so.

Check out the Tribute to the Glorious Underboob : COED Magazine

Midgets Are Funny: Gunaxin's Top Ten Midgets

While I have no doubt that the following list of midgets has some quality midget-dom and to the best of my knowledge they are all living; the king of all midgets has to be Billy Barty (pictured). A movie with him guaranteed comedy gold.

That being said, I do have a problem with the order of the Gunaxin midget list. Check it out and see if you agree who is the top living midget.
Top Ten Midgets | Gunaxin



Also, while sourcing the Billy Barty picture, I found this one of Verne. Props to you freaky little man. You get a lot of quality tail for one so comically small.

Soccer Ass : Top 100 Footballer's Chicks

I don't know about the order the presented them in or give a shit about soccer in general. But the chicks are hot. Many times better than the other round ups of US sports team's chicks

Check out Top 100 Footballers' Wives And Girlfriends | Gunaxin

Five Pound Burrito in Two Minutes - Cower in Fear Jeff

Wikipedia Entry:

Joseph Christian "Jaws" Chestnut (born November 25, 1983) is an American competitive eater currently ranked first in the world by the International Federation of Competitive Eating. He is a Vallejo, California native who currently resides in San Jose, California.

On July 4, 2007, he won the 92nd Annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, beating six-time defending champion Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi by consuming 66 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes, which set a new world record. On July 4, 2008, he successfully defended his title by winning a 5 hot dog eat-off after tying Kobayashi in consuming 59 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes.

Found on 5 Pound Burrito In 2 Minutes | Caveman Circus

Breakfast Granola for 4/16/9

To honor the Maersk Alabama rescue and the Navy personnel who performed it, I present to you this pin-up by Andrew Bawidamann.

The SEAL babe with the H&K MP5SDN found via io9.

Hulk Hogan: new king of the womanbeaters?

Does someone want to outdo OJ?

Hulk Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports.

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine.

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

He and Linda are battling it out in a Florida divorce court, where Linda's attorney claims she's entitled to use the car and that Hogan's claims against her are merely an attempt to control her love life.

Sounds like the Hulkster's been listening to Chris Rock: "I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand."

Misa Campo is a piece of ass

I don't know who you are. I don't care.

Check out the Misa Campo Gallery

Evan Rachel Wood GQ Gallery

I think I've said it before, but here it is again. Evan Rachel Wood is pretty hot. But add to that level of hotness is the fact that you know she is a total freak. The total point score is WIN.

Evan Rachel Wood Heats Up GQ | Celebrity Odor

Delicious Vinyl

Bianca Beauchamp is arguably the most interesting thing to come from Canada since Wayne Gretzky. I'd seen Aria Giovanni in a similar photoshoot -- vinyl monosuit, gloves, wrestling ring, shiny and oiled skin -- but only one image with them together, and it was awesome: Bianca's down on all fours while Aria is on B's back and pulling her hair. Whoever shot that film is holding out, and I'd be willing to lay my tax rebate as bounty on such a revelation.

Bianca Beauchamp was found on Hollywood Tuna.

Buddha, bless us

This chubby baby is brought to you by Olivia Munn, of course.

Game Boy + Nitrous Oxide = WIN (for Jeff)

Jeff Needs this in his white panel Van. It combines many of his favorite pastimes

Gizmodo - PediSedate: The Only Game Boy Accessory Designed to Drug Children

This is a Game Boy hooked up to a nitrous oxide machine. It's called the PediSedate. Nope, nothing sketchy about this.