More "It's Work, Really": Beanies and Bikinis Contest

‘Beanies and Bikinis’ 2007 Bikini Contest
Why can't we cover stuff like this?

Volleyball Cheerleader Ass

43 Pictures Of Volleyball Cheerleaders

42 more pictures of volleyball cheerleaders shaking their asses in tiny bikinis.

Jeff Bait: Danielle Lloyd Pre Surgery

Danielle Lloyd Before She Had Tits
It's amazing, she went from Jeff bait to Jeff repellent. Perhaps she knew of him

Made in the image of "Dear Leader"

HA WTF!?
BEST.
ANIMATED.
GIF.
EVAR!

Well, I for one welcome our Lovecraftian overlords!

Fossil of 'ultimate predator' unearthed in Arctic - life - 17 March 2009 - New Scientist

Predator X had a head twice the size of Tyrannosaurus rex and its bite had four times the force, at around 15,000 kilograms (33,000 pounds) over the whole jaw. Its teeth were each around 30 centimetres (1 foot) long.

Eat hot photons, scum from beyond!

I know what I want for Xmas my birthday NOW!

From io9...

In a recent press release, [Northrop Grumman] announced that they had created the most powerful laser ray at 105 kilowatts, paving the way for energy weapons use in combat.

According to sources, the 100 kilowatt threshold is the level at which military grade lasers can be powerful enough to be useful. And the military has plenty of ways in which lasers can be useful.

And I'm pretty sure I can think of some, too.

Breakfast Granola for 3/20/9

Dutch Courage: It's what's for breakfast.

Chelina Manuhutu from Holland, as seen on F-listed.

A New Plan for Dr. J's: Infect Girls Computers & Get Them To Do Stuff

U.S. Military Contractor Allegedly Hacked Teens to Extort Nude Photos from Them

the alleged perpetrator, Patrick Connolly, 36, planted malware on victims' computers to spy on them and threatened them and family members with harm and public embarrassment if they didn't send suggestive images or perform sexually for him in front of their web cameras.

But Who Doesn't Want An Amazon Babe From Another Dimension?

YouTube - Sexy Cyborg from Another Dimension!
Ahh, white comedy rap. Where would we be without you.

Lunchtime Granola for 3/19/9

Man arrested while registering stolen car

A Richmond man was arrested at a Department of Motor Vehicles office when he tried to register a Buick that had been stolen in a carjacking, authorities said Wednesday.

Yeah, you fail at crime AND life.

Turquoise: Official Mediterranean Cuisine of Granola Heavy Industries

Turquoise Mediterranean Grill — Orinda - Diablo Magazine - March 2009 - East Bay - California
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Today's eats: Sandwich meal deal, with fries and a drink = $6.50. Snap it up!

Turquoise Mediterranean Grill
70 Moraga Way
Orinda
(925) 253-2004
Lunch and dinner daily.

Also see, Turquoise Mediterranean Grill on Yelp

Thanks WiiHotties

fun511 | Wii Hotties
Sad, but this is no follow up gallery

Peekabooty

Penny Mathis and her ass are brought to you by Hollywood Tuna.

Speaking of Jimmy Snuka...

Wait for it: 1:31.

Principal Snuka You Have A Lot Of Explaining to Do

Image by shaun wong via Flickr

Dallas ISD records show school held 'cage fights'

The principal and other staff members at South Oak Cliff High School were supposed to be breaking up fights. Instead, they sent troubled students into a steel utility cage in an athletic locker room to battle it out with bare fists and no head protection, records show.

Has Dr. J become a Tantric Mystic in his spare time?

Image via Wikipedia

Father, mystic held for allegedly raping daughters

"The businessman approached a friend who claimed to possess tantrik powers, and the latter advised him to have sex with his daughter to prosper in life," police officer Mukund Mahajan told the CNN-IBN news channel.

Police said that in recent months, the tantrik apparently began having sex with the businessman's 15-year-old daughter, also for occult reasons.

1. You have friends with tantrik powers? Nice friends
   
2. "hmm...you have special powers. ok. Now you want me to do what?!!...sure that sounds reasonable"
3. "Also for occult reasons"? What the hell does that mean?

Good job fucking with their heads Jeff.

Go Be Fat Somewhere Else...Seriously Chunky!

God damn Brits!

Via Media Takeout:

A British family is suing the government for MORE WELFARE MONEY. Apparently they claim they’re too fat to work – and need the government to pay for all their food.

The family Philip Chawner, 53, and his 57-year-old wife Audrey weigh 336 lbs. Their daughter Emma, 19, weighs 238 lbs, while her older sister Samantha, 21, weighs 252 lbs.

Here’s how London’s Daily Mail is reporting things:

The family from Blackburn, England claim $31,940 a year in benefits, equivalent to the take-home pay from a $42,570 salary. The Chawners, haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on.

Mr Chawner said: "What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It's not our fault we can't work. We deserve more."

How is it possible that they can get this kinda money? Well check this out:

Each week, Mr and Mrs Chawner, who have been married for 23 years, receive $251 in income support and incapacity benefit. Mrs Chawner is paid an extra $468-a-month disability allowance for epilepsy and asthma, both a result of being overweight.

Mr Chawner gets $100 a month after developing Type 2 diabetes because of his size. He was on a waiting list for a gastric band last year, but a heart condition made the operation unsuitable. Their daughter Samantha receives $119 in Jobseekers' Allowance each two weeks while Emma, who is training to be a hairdresser, gets $82 every two weeks under a hardship fund for low-income students.

We just glad that this family ain't FOLK!!!