Is That What Dr J Has Been Up To?

If you can't find a human blow up doll, just adjust.

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Breakfast Granola for 3/18/9

Today's tract from (the Black Books version of) The Little Book Of Calm: When you eat breakfast, you are a king surveying your estate. Admire the woods, the peacocks on the lawn, Dayana Mendoza basking in the Jacuzzi of granola. Be the king of your breakfast kingdom.

Dayana Mendoza found via Interwebb wanderings on HQ-Celebrity.

What all the cool kids are using for pointing and lighting on fire

2 In 1 Laser Pointer & Jet Lighter (Machine Gun)

This great refillable butane lighter looks just like a Machine Gun. Pull back the hammer and watch the blue jet torch come out the front. This gun lighter is also a laser pointer with 5 different picture lenses including traditional point pinky hand indian skull hand and more!. Everyone will notice your amazing

Everyone will notice your amazing indeed

More Tilt Shift Fun

Eclectic 3.0: The Roads Less Traveled from Ross Ching on Vimeo.

via Ross Ching's Site

A little less satisfying that the other because of the lack of people. Still, it's more weird goodness.

Lunchtime Granola for 3/17/9

Luscious Lieschen Botes

Found on F-listed.

Our Founder

More on those darn naked swiss hikers

Appenzell Journal - In Thin Air of the Alps, Swiss Secrecy Is Vanishing

In recent years, it has become fashionable for a growing number of Swiss and some foreigners to wander in the Alps clad in little more than hiking shoes and sun screen. Last summer, the number of nude hikers increased to such an extent that the hills often seemed alive with the sound of everything but the swish of trousers.

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Hope for Dr. J Yet. Penis Extender Study Works on Italians

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Penis Extender Works, Study Finds

Men who wear a device meant to extend their penises saw growth of up to 33 percent over six months, according to a new study.

And low, he was surprised by the bounty he found in is loincloth and there was much rejoicing. Praise be Cthulhu

Tell Her You're A Freak

I like about 2/3'rd of this song. There is just something a little off with it. Still, it's comedy gold.

Spiderman?

Paraplegic Man Suffers Spider Bite, Walks Again - cbs13.com

Maybe the guy was just lazy and liked the pity tang. "I can't feel it unless you bounce REALLY hard..."

Or maybe this is comicbook hero origin come real?

(Jeff - arachnophobia) + woodpile full of spiders + ??? = PROFIT!

UPDATE: Looks like he used his powers for evil.

Breakfast Granola for 3/17/9

ABC News: Reports: Natasha Richardson Suffers Serious Skiing Accident

Reason #4080 why human beings shouldn't ski: snow.

It's white, it's cold, and it's lethal. It's Hillary Clinton when she was through with Vince Foster.

Damn...I really don't like Hillary Clinton.

The Only Gangbang Dr J Will Get A Taste Of

“It’s kind of like having a threesome with two ugly chicks. While it’s happening you’re stoked, because hey threesome!!! But once you’re finished it kinda sinks in about what you’ve done.”

Beat the stomach Jeff. Evolve to your true being.

Via F-Listed

...like a fat kid loves cake.

I feel like some milk now.

Denise Milani, brought to you by F-listed

Lunchtime Granola for 3/16/9

Blame Society Films = always funny.

Also good:
Thor's Kitchen
Chad Vader
Celebrity Bric-a-Brac Theater

Be on the look-out for any signs in the windows of Jeff's car

Dangerous Japanese 'Detergent Suicide' Technique Creeps Into U.S.

At least 500 Japanese men, women and children took their lives in the first half of 2008 by following instructions posted on Japanese websites, which describe how to mix bath sulfur with toilet bowl cleaner to create a poisonous gas. One site includes an application to calculate the correct portions of each ingredient based on room volume, along with a PDF download of a ready-made warning sign to alert neighbors and emergency workers to the deadly hazard.

Can it all be so simple?

Police: Woman drugs boss's coffee

"Why?" you might be asking yourself...

[B]ecause she felt "he needed to chill out."

Sounds as good a reason as any to drug one's boss.

Breakfast Granola for 3/16/9

American Adults Flunk Basic Science

Only 53% of adults know how long it takes for the Earth to revolve around the Sun.

Only 59% of adults know that the earliest humans and dinosaurs did not live at the same time.

Only 47% of adults can roughly approximate the percent of the Earth's surface that is covered with water.

Only 21% of adults answered all three questions correctly.

I recall being able to answer 2/3 of the questions in elementary school. The Flintstones screwed me up on human/dinosaur coexistence for a little while, but Jurassic Park (the book, not the POS movie) cemented it in my mind.

Meanwhile...um, yeah. Don't be dumb.