Most of you are probably sane, normal people capable of reacting normally to [encountering a police shootout]. But just in case here's a lot of things [these white dudebros] did wrong:
- Don't drive towards police officers with guns drawn
- Don't think that by crouching down you're safe
- Don't tell your friend to "chill"
- Don't listen to Pearl Jam when you might die
- When the police get in their cars, it's probably time to go
- Once you decide to move away don't stop again
- When the cops are hiding, you should be hiding
- Don't videotape yourself doing any of this
And there ends today's obvious lesson.
Oh, Pearl Jam-listening white folks, you so crazy!
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