Breakfast Granola for 6/21/10

Now that Father's Day is past, and considering the tribulations of Jeff when it comes to cars (which are apparently haraam in Simmslam), I present Jalopnik's list of 10 things that Pop Spiegel taught Spike Spiegel (or that Jeff's father failed to teach Jeff):

1. How to haggle
2. The difference between a spark plug and a serpentine belt
3. Proper navigation techniques
4. How to change a tire
5. The value of proper maintenance
6. The art of parallel parking
7. Knowing when to hoon
8. The difference between want and need
9. The financial side
10. What's cool and what's cruel

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