A Paean to Breasts

A paean is a term used to describe a type of grateful song or tribute. What am I grateful for/want to pay tribute to? You may have detected a favored ore or two...

Bigger is not always necessarily better
But it's good to have plenty to fill out a sweater
There is a limit, such a thing as too large
They're definitely too much when they fill up a barge
How much is too much is up for debate
Decolletage has demands, a cleavage mandate
At no times, please, should this subject be criminal
The effect of the boobage is more than subliminal
Hypnosis is a risk I'm willing to take
Whether they're firm or swingy or real or fake
From proud like eagles to shy like doves
Appreciate with your eyes and maybe two baseball gloves
Business really picks up when temperatures get cold
Do I really need to say it, or do you need to be told?
Because hard nipples, plus big titties, cannot be denied
Take a taste test, you won't know 'til you've tried
So, let's hear it, three cheers to the female breast!
Full of awesome and win, they're simply the best!

Image from DJ Mick.