The Fourth Decree of Simmslam

In Simmslam all smart phones will be banned. Smart phones are teh geyz.

Exceptions will be made for hot chicks, and basketball players.

Anyone else caught with a smart phone shall be put to death.

FMD Jack Naples proposes a method:

Remotely executed via IED activated by... a smartphone!

To this, al-Jeff says:

I do not like it. Death shall be administered by conversation with [FMD Crankmonkey].