Today's language trivia

Whether you're agape in relief at emptying your bladder or shaking like a dog trying to pass a golfball, the "toire" (or "toilet" in Japanese) is where you want to be.

For directions: "Toire wa doko ni arimasu ka?"

For "company": "Issho ni toire de ikkou yo."

Found with other interesting images on Funtasticus.