Breakfast Granola for 10/22/9

Reason #4080 why BMW drivers are dicks:

From reader Lucas, "This guy wanted to budge in front of me for gas so bad (from the opposite direction) that he pulled up with the tank on the wrong side."

Just like National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I'm here to do my part: REAL drivers know that the side of their filler is indicated by a fuel symbol with an arrow on their dashboard.

This dicketry was documented on Jalopnik.