Dude Dies After Having Sex with Soda BottleI guess we'll have to see if Jeff is still alive today...
A Singaporean died of heart failure after his genital became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.This FAIL was found on F-listed.
The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to engage in a sexual activity.
China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his genital could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways.
Doctors tried to alleviate the man’s suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail. An inflammation later set in causing him to be unable to urinate.
His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.
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Seriously, what kind of fucked up distopia has old men fucking plastic bottles in their hovels?
Also, his "genital"? That sounds pretty strange. Was he injured in some industrial accident working for the common good?
The next round is on me. Victory Gin for All.
Also: "Doctors tried to alleviate the man’s suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail."
Maybe they should've tried his neck or HIS neck. That dummy was doomed to death or penislessness (same thing) anyway.
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