Bustin' melons

As Warren Sapp would say, "Where they do that at!?" Wait for it: 0:45...



Found on Hawtness.

Sleep FAIL

Breakfast Granola for 11/5/10

Dammit Friday, hurry up or I'm beating you with a tubesock full of condensed soup! Meanwhile, this ersatz Aria Giovanni will get me into daylight.

Found on Funtasticus.

When you see it...

...you'll shit bricks.

Found on Funtasticus.

Over the hump

It's Thursday, but it's feeling like Wednesday. Gotta get over that hump with two scoops of Jordan Carver.



Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 11/4/10

Is there a better way to start the day than with bacon? I think not.


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PICKLE SURPRISE!

This one's for FMD al-Jeff: Snooki of Jersey Shore fame, dressed as some kind of pickle princess for Halloween.

PICKLE SURPRISE!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must vomit.

Found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 11/3/10

Looks like Rosie Jones got hold of a SIG 550-series rifle. Nice camo pattern and nice trigger discipline. Gimme both!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Volleyball: it does a body good

You are looking at Reason #4080 why women's volleyball (and beach volleyball) are popular.

Found on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 11/2/10

Suggestion for FMD Crankmonkey on his upcoming European sojourn: Meet Sabine Schmitz and do this.



Found on Jalopnik.

A challenger appears!

Not to be outdone by Britain, Italy sends a hot Folgore Brigade paratrooper.

Found while wandering the wikitubes; she's carrying a Beretta AR70/90.

British import

Add Holly Peers to that growing list of hot, busty Brits. Is it the food or is it natural weight? More investigation is required.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 11/1/10

"Hate" may be a strong, severe word, but I *HATE* Halloween in a very strong, very severe way.

Saint Nevub

First, there was Bakesale Betty's. Then there was Cupkates. And now, there is Specialty's with beautifully buttery, chocolate chip cookies.

For this third miracle, FMD Nevub, the first Simmslamic saint, is elevated.

The kicker: he claims that his third miracle is not the true miracle.

Lips

What we would probably call a "glamour/pinup" model, Japan calls a "gravure idol." Idol because she's idolized (or idealized for her form), and gravure because that's French for expensive, classy printing.

Here we have gravure idol MEGUMI -- yes, all caps -- who is otherwise known as Megumi Yamano, and strikingly busty for a Japanese woman.

P.S.: NATIONAL BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!

From The Mine Ore Sample Archives.

Breakfast Granola for 10/29/10

I don't remember ever seeing Jordan Carver in teal, which means this is new. Yay!

And we're winding down to the last workday in October. National Breast Cancer Awareness Month may only be a month, but boobies are forever!

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Looks a little twitchy

We've seen it standing still, but now we get to see it moving. From Jalopnik: