Breakfast Granola for 6/21/11

Sammy Braddy was known to me, but until now (27 remaining), I hadn't seen a SFW picture of her. OM NOM yellow panties and long legs!

Also of interest: she's improved her chest. See that here (also SFW).

Found on F-listed.

Celebration!

No more OCD Kid? Him gone to the hills to bend for the overlords, and for what it's worth, may they have mercy on his rectum. Meanwhile, for us, there's this:

Breakfast Granola for 6/20/11

With 28 to go, we're now inside that last swirling vortex of one month. British-bred Kelly Brook will nourish us into these last days.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Spoonerism

"A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched."

Example: Tig Ol' Bitties.

Breakfast Granola for 6/16/11

With 32 to go, we gotta brighten the day up with something. How about our beautifully wayward friend, Medianoche?

And now, for something that doesn't lie

Lucy Mecklenburgh, gents. Because that body is the truth!

Found via Funtasticus on GCeleb

Breakfast Granola 6/15/11

I wonder how Rob Katz would hold up to these tests.

How To Spot A Liar by Forensic Psychology

33 remain.

Fear the Incursion

Now that it has arrived in lafayette, it's gettin' real up in here:

I never did like you

That's right, NEVER.

I shudder to visit Mr. Wu and his heathen celestials, but — by God! — I will profane your remains, and may Gabriel's trumpet summon you from a pig's asshole if I catch so much as a whiff of your cunt in this camp again, you lying cocksucker.

RUN. FOR. YOUR. FUCKING. LIFE.

Breakfast Granola for 6/14/11

34 to go, and I have to think ahead; "Maybe I'd like to draw cars for my next job?" From Uncrate:

Whether you have plans on one day becoming a car designer or would simply like to improve your car sketching skills for your own enjoyment, the I Draw Cars Sketchbook & Reference Guide ($25 and up) is here to help. Created by two designers from the Detroit area, this unique book will include tons of templates, reference information, and, yes, even blank pages, all of which are there to help you hone your automotive sketching skills to near perfection.

How do I "Airplane Mode?"

Via Gizmodo, do NOT try this at home!

Breakfast Granola for 6/13/11

With 35 to go, the balm on our soul this day is Stacey Keibler and her very long legs.

Found on Uncoached.

Yes, something new from the bandits!

Best. Carnival. EVAR?

Most carnivals are full of carnies, an even more undesirable offshoot of filthy hobos and vagabonds.

But this one is full of hoes. I'm not sure I see what the problem is.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/10/11

Kate Upton turns 19 today. Many happy returns!

38 to go.

Image from the Ore Archives.

Lunchtime poledance!

If you can ignore the herpderp audience noise, this is some pretty hot polework by Jenyne Butterfly; found on Funtasticus:

Worst. Festival name. EVAR!

Blue balls = NOT a good thing!

Found on Failblog.