Breakfast Granola for 6/9/11

Sleep, thee, with tragic measure as you gaze upon the insane scribbling of Mike Bukowski, mind infected by the gibbering of Lord Cthulhu, dream our master darkly beneath cold and dead R'lyeh.

Remainest 39.

Found on io9.

Translation: I didn't think they were minors

Well, that makes it just fine!

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/8/11

With 40 to go and this being the 40th Denise Milani post,
I can't believe this picture of her never came up before. Already have it as a desktop wallpaper, but I'm going to see about having it printed into a poster.

OM NOM NOM!

From the Ore Archives.

Inhouse email barring me from expression

to this is say:
F@$k You!

Awesome + Awesome = ????

Unearthed by FMD Jack Naples, how is it possible for so much awesome — "Old Spice Guy" Isaiah Mustafa and "Most Interesting Man in the World" Jonathan Goldsmith — to be in the same place at the same time?

Awesome, that's how!

Found on the Awesome People Hanging Out Together Tumblr.

Something gentler

For a change of pace, Sophie Turner is back again, and this time I'd like to lavish some praise on her watch. That's an impressive looking timepiece on a roundbooty dimepiece.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/7/11

Sometimes you feel so beat down that all that's left is up, and at that point it's clawhammers, knives, sticks, fists, feet, fingernails, blood, sweat, and pain.

Delivering lots and lots of pain.

From the totally warped Korean film Old Boy:



41 to go.

Oh Japanese, you so crazy!

In video game Dream Club Zero you can dress up your nightclub hostess in CAUTION tape.

Best. Outfit. EVAR?

Found on Kotaku.

Breakfast Granola for 6/6/11

Ever hear someone say something so ridiculous that you wonder if they even comprehended what they just said? And you think they need to be reminded of how ridiculous they are?

The Ghost of Rick James compels you!

42 remain.

To your health, good sir

German researchers apparently say it's good and healthy for men to stare at breasts for at least 10 minutes a day. I definitely exceed my dosage, but argue that the female form in its entirety is fair game.

Take Aaliyah Love, for example. While of modest bosom, she has shapely bottom; also nice. And for this, I feel all the better.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/3/11

As another week elapses and we reach 45 remaining, realize that we're slipping into darkness…

555-PILLS

Pills: it's the solution to everything! Jeff, take notes…

Breakfast Granola for 6/2/11

With 46 remaining, some soothing Erin Lucas on this dreary and eerie Thursday.

Found on F-listed.

STOP what you're doing!

You'd think The Mine placed these signs.

STOP! Don't turn right! Don't turn left! And by the look of the intersection, don't go forward, either.

Just STOP.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/1/11

I hesitate to draw another parallel to The Mine and POW situations — let alone the true atrocity that was Bataan — but there's something I cannot, for the life of me, comprehend: Why am I and FMD Jack Naples involved in meetings and projects regarding the post-July 18 working conditions of the company that is terminating our employment July 18?

Because we've also been told "Work until the end," I'm feeling incredulous and resentful that we're only moving closer to our doom, helping improve something that we will not be around to see for people who will no longer need us in 47 days.

State bird of Hawai'i?

You'd think it was the Ford Mustang convertible for all the ones I saw flying around. GT shown, but V6 rentals (no foglights, single tailpipe) were most visible.

Most common color: unsurprisingly, "Kona Blue" as shown.

Breakfast Granola for 5/31/11

Hawai'i was fine… until I had to leave it.

Would somebody like to explain what I'm still doing here? Oh, that's right; 48 to go.