And now, for something completely different…

This is the only way soccer could be palatable. From Hawtness:

Breakfast Granola for 5/2/11

First, happy birthday to me!

Second, this is the last we'll hear from Osama bin Laden:

Osama bin Laden, the face of global terrorism and architect of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, was killed in a firefight with elite American forces Monday, then quickly buried at sea in a stunning finale to a furtive decade on the run.

Long believed to be hiding in caves, bin Laden was tracked down in a costly, custom-built hideout not far from a Pakistani military academy.

[....]

The military operation took mere minutes, and there were no U.S. casualties.

U.S. helicopters ferried troops from Navy SEAL Team Six, a top military counter-terrorism unit, into the compound identified by the CIA as bin Laden's hideout — and back out again in less than 40 minutes. Bin Laden was shot in the head, officials said, after he and his bodyguards resisted the assault.

Three adult males were also killed in the raid, including one of bin Laden's sons, whom officials did not name. One of bin Laden's sons, Hamza, is a senior member of al-Qaida. U.S. officials also said one woman was killed when she was used as a shield by a male combatant, and two other women were injured.

Third, "a costly, custom-built hideout not far from a Pakistani military academy"? Really, Pakistan? I believe you have some explaining to do.

And fourth, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Boy Shorts Appreciation Day

Why was I not informed about such a wonderful day? I'm going to just leave this here, then.

Denise Milani in boyshorts, Ore Archives.

Let me guess...

...it's Friday?

Found while wandering the intergoogles.

OG GT40

From Jalopnik:

What you see here is an original 1966 Ford GT40 driven by Chris MacAllister at Infineon Raceway for last year's Sonoma Historic Motorsports Festival, captured by Brad Fox.

Breakfast Granola for 4/29/11

Today's gooey breakfast: io9 asks, "What if H.P. Lovecraft taught sex ed?" A: You will fear The Vagina.

A bit nipply outside

This image is unmarked by Funtasticus, but I happen to know perfectly well that it is Maggie Green.

Breakfast Granola for 4/28/11

I don't know whose this is, or what manga or anime it's from, but it's lovely and I like it.

Found on "The Blog Nobody Reads".

Titties & Carrot Cake

DJ Shad, compatriot of ex-FMD Apache Chief, sends us this:

Return of a classic

Lo, I did cry out, "Come back to meh, Denise Milani!" And there she was in white-T and blue jeans. Yay!

Thanks, Hollywood Tuna!

Lust

As told on Hawtness, "The Deadliest of Sins."

But Lust was also arguably the most dangerous Homunculi on Full Metal Alchemist, who this cosplayer is portraying.

Breakfast Granola for 4/27/11

Jeff has an app? I thought he didn't like the iPhone.

Found on Failblog.

Brand new mineral

Found totally at random while stumbling the intergoogles, behold Kate Rose.

That figure is 44-32-44, and those are 37E. OM NOM NOM!

Friends from afar

ex-FMD Apache Chief sends us this missive.

Breakfast Granola for 4/26/11

There are some days where my job feels VERY similar.

Sometimes smells like it, too.

From Failblog.

Proof that NYC is a zoo

Seriously, that's what you're told not to do to animals. At the very least, we know the denizens smell rank enough to be beasts…

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 4/25/10

Shift change, you say?

Well, FUCK YOU, TOO!