GOD.FUCKING.
DAMN.
A Japanese expert says yes: Hayao Miyazaki compares iPad use to masturbation:"For me, there is no feeling of admiration or no excitement whatsoever," Miyazaki said about the iPad. "It's disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying."
Guitar-shaped Nilanti Narain wearing two bras too many is what's for breakfast today.
Jordan Carver in leopard and tiger print is what this Monday gets for after-Breakfast snack.
On this day of consecutive alignment, we commemorate the Madden NFL 11 Pigskin Pro-Am that preceded the Hall of Fame Game.
FMD al-Jeff offers this ore: Old Spice Voicemail Generator.
Here's Kelly Brook selling Reebok Easytone shoes in front of her awesomely nude likeness. All indications point to those shoes doing a body good.