Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Still going...

GOD.

FUCKING.

DAMN.

Where's He-Man when we need him?

Seriously.

You fucking talk a fucking lot.

STFU.

Was the iPad made for Jeff?

A Japanese expert says yes: Hayao Miyazaki compares iPad use to masturbation:
"For me, there is no feeling of admiration or no excitement whatsoever," Miyazaki said about the iPad. "It's disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying."

Breakfast Granola for 8/10/10

Guitar-shaped Nilanti Narain wearing two bras too many is what's for breakfast today.

Because I'm having dental surgery this afternoon, I'm going to need something soft in my mouth. Twice.

Found on Hip Hop Wired.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Jungle love

Jordan Carver in leopard and tiger print is what this Monday gets for after-Breakfast snack.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 8/9/10

On this day of consecutive alignment, we commemorate the Madden NFL 11 Pigskin Pro-Am that preceded the Hall of Fame Game.

Shannon Elizabeth, shown, was a participant. As a defensive end, I'm relatively certain I'd have set a record for sacks, tackles, penalties, or restraining orders versus that tight end.

From the Ore Archives.

Friday, August 6, 2010

We leave you this week with...

Jessica L, who I've never heard of before.

Found on F-listed.

Easy like Sunday morning

FMD Crankmonkey, you know me so so well.

Sauce plox?

Here's where the voicemail samples come from:

Breakfast Granola for 8/6/10

FMD al-Jeff offers this ore: Old Spice Voicemail Generator.

A newly-recorded voicemail message is already now installed on The Mine. Well played, Fat One, well played.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Signed up

Here's Kelly Brook selling Reebok Easytone shoes in front of her awesomely nude likeness. All indications point to those shoes doing a body good.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Clueless

I have no idea who Holly Lynn is, but she will save us.

Found on F-listed.

Breakfast Granola for 8/5/10

Dell sucks. That is all.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Jaywalking FAIL

Wait for it: 0:38...



Found via Jalopnik on Gawker.

Eva Mendes S.Ex Tape

Seriously, you gotta see this...

Breakfast Granola for 8/4/10

OM NOM leopard-print Sophie Turner is what's for breakfast!

Found on Holy Taco.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Holy coat!

FMD al-Jeff knows...