Live from New York...

...it's Kim Kardashian going to visit Regis & Kelly.

Found on Hollywood Tuna after realizing there's a lack of Kim Kardashian around here.

Breakfast Granola for 4/7/10

Bulletproof t-shirts? io9 says yes:

Chemists discovered how to turn cotton fibers to boron carbide, creating armor from t-shirts.

Though the process is still experimental, it could lead to extremely flexible, strong body armor that weighs far less than the current models.

According to Chemistry World:

In the research, squares were cut from 100 per cent cotton T-shirts and soaked in a solution of boron powder and a nickel-based catalyst, before being heated to around 1100ºC for four hours under a flow of argon [to prevent the material from] burning. 'Cotton fibres have lots of small pores which can be used to trap the powder,' [lead researcher Xiaodong] Li explains. 'During the process the cotton fibres change to carbon fibres - which react with the boron powder, producing [boron carbide].'

Better late than never

It's well past Easter, but it's fuzzy and pink bunny Jordan Carver. And that's all right.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 4/6/10

Great prophet Confusius reminds us, "Thongs not best thing in world, but close to it."

Found on Funtasticus.

Today's trifecta is...

...the uncommonly posted strategic ore. Kids love those strategic ores!

Behold Danielle Llloyd, as seen in Hollywood Tuna.

Speaking of rarely seen...

...there hasn't been a Laura Doré post in a while. Fixed.

Found on Hit Hip Hop.

Breakfast Granola for 4/5/10

Felix Cane has been in The Mine previously. Unfortunately, that punkass youtube user has pulled the video. Fortunately, this one is better:

Top down

Not to be left out of site facelifts, Funtasticus just got a new look also.

And now for some shiny, shiny cleavage...

Breakfast Granola for 4/2/10

Familiarize yourself with the layout of this cockpit, for you gaze upon the interior of a Nazi flying saucer. You never know when the Krauts will let their guard down enough for us to capture one...

This Iron Sky concept art was found on io9.

The truth in website design

FMD Crankmonkey unearths...

The Sixth & Seventh Decrees of Simmslam

I wear a size 32 pants. Don't question!

Also, thou shalt read my mind when in distress...like when I'm outdoors or in social situations.

Speaking of pliable jelly...

...image related.

The sideboob of Yoko Matsugane was found with other sexy Asian models on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 4/1/10

I remember America Olivo's brief but memorable role in House MD; she was a genuine massage therapist sent to visit House, but he thought she was a "massage therapist," especially after she orders in a cute and mild accent, "Take off jour cloze."

As he's disparaging her credentials and intent, she grabs his hand with one of hers and seems to pinch/rub it in a Vulcan fashion that turns him into a pliable jelly.

No fooling, she is one sexy beast and I wouldn't need her to tell me twice to get naked for her.

Found on Screen Junkies.

Glee

Sorry Camaro, you turtle now!

Chartreuse

Chartreuse is a color between green and yellow. Image related for color of lingerie.

Kelly Brook was found on F-listed.

8 Bit + Floyd - planetarium

Must Have Sound:

Breakfast Granola for 3/31/10

An interesting take on a modern classic...



Found on Boing Boing; also of note in that article is the Saul Bass version.