What do you like on your pizza?

Toppings

Crombez = Belgian for yum?

Belgium is known for tasty things. They invented fancy waffles, arguably are the source of french fries, and have the world's largest beer brewery.

Plus Elise Crombez, pictured.

Found on Frat Fury.

You will never...

...ever be able to make/fly a paper airplane like this:

Savage

Lovely Louise Glover, convicted criminal...

A former Playboy Model of the Year who banged another woman's head against a toilet up to 10 times and broke her nose has been found guilty of assault.

Louise Glover, 26, formerly of Essex, attacked Maxine Hardcastle after accusing her of looking at her husband during a night out in Brighton in 2007.

Glover fainted, sobbed and wailed after being convicted at Hove Crown Court.

[....]

The court heard she "flipped" one minute, then showed warmth to the other women, before telling them she might be being paranoid and did not have many friends.

Redd Foxx will tell you, "Hoes is yo' enemy," especially the crazies. And it's always the pretty ones, too...

Found via F-listed (with NSFW) on the Beeb.

Breakfast Granola for 12/28/9

Take off that silly-ass hat.

Merry Christmas from The Granola Mine

Merry Xmas, bitches!

This "Rick James as Zardoz" Strategic Ore was extracted by Crankmonkey from Depravity Kulture.

It's beer! HOORAY BEER!

From Uncrate:

Need to get a beer-loving relative a last minute gift? The Samuel Adams Winter Classics Collection ($14-$16) is a fine option, including two bottles each of Samuel Adams Boston Lager, Samuel Adams Winter Lager, Samuel Adams Old Fezziwig Ale, Samuel Adams Holiday Porter, Samuel Adams Cranberry Lambic, and the new Samuel Adams Coastal Wheat in an easy-to-wrap box.

Breakfast Granola for 12/24/9

Behold the most epic of automotive EPIC FAIL; wait for it: 0:40...



Burning clutch has an odor that is VERY distinct from burning rubber, and it's something he should have noticed VERY quickly. Or he might have noticed if he weren't such a rich poseur that was eager to throw away the cost of tires ($600) doing something he apparently knew nothing about (i.e.: a burnout). Instead, he's out clutch money, too.

Gotta love how he wanders around the car -- popping the back hatch!? -- wondering what went wrong. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose. Next time, either learn how or use line locks, Uncle Pennybags.

Found on Jalopnik.

What can Brown do for you?

Whatever she likes.

More UPS girls are ready to deliver on Coed.

Breakfast Granola for 12/23/9

From the pages of HEY OLIVIA, it's OG fat Asian girl Olivia Munn.

Found on Celebslam.

Haterade

For best results, view it on Youtube with comments...



It's amazing to see all the comments by female users that are pure vitriol. Ladies, call your union rep and get that fixed.

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 15

The Niners lost and the Raiders won. Week 15 was infuriating.

This week's Chicken Dinner was once again stolen by the refs, who handed the Raiders that victory on an unthrown unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. This week's Goat goes to the Broncos defense for letting things even get that far.

Breakfast Granola for 12/22/9

Best. Xmas card. EVAR! belongs to Olivia Munn, of course. Among her gifts:

The engraving on the inside of the bracelet “You’re Fucking Classy” made me laugh out loud.

WHAT. UP.

New unknown element

On this bleak Monday, a light from the south...

Heretofore unknown Colombian Melissa Giraldo was unearthed by FMD Crankmonkey on Frat Fury.

Best. Haircut. EVAR!

I remember being fidgety during haircuts as a child. Today, I ask to get up and move around partway through to avoid flailing and yelling.

But with some whiskey in me? They could cut my hair with nail clippers and I wouldn't care.

Found with other WTF on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 12/21/9