Breakfast Granola for 12/11/9

English breakfast, anyone? It's on Keeley.

Unlabeled, but there's no mistaking Keeley Hazell, found on Holy Taco.

Formerly-fine Corinthian leather seating

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 12/10/9

Elsa Pataky...acts? OK, that's all I think I know, except that it's also Thursday. Oh, dreadful Thursday...

Found on Funtasticus.

Shovel = good

Take notes, Jeff...

Found on The Oatmeal.

Our Safety Inspector/OSHA Rep

Found via Use My Computer on Pop Crunch.

More From The Holiday Front

Cthulu Santa, to take away the pain of sitting on creepy old strangers laps!

A field guide to Marcellus Wallace

From The Oatmeal.

Tae Kwon Pwn

If your day starts like this, press restart.

Found with other WTF on Funtasticus.

Breakfast Granola for 12/9/9

Dylan Moran of Black Books fame, with the crazy truth:

Crunk history with FDR

Learn more about beer at The Oatmeal.

pretty but...

I resent her type, for wedging in to geek fanboys fantasies. These women can destroy good things (eg Battlebots & Carmen Elektra) Beware the poison flower

The Only NFL Review You Need for Week 13

The Niners lost and the Raiders won. Week 13 was absurd.

This week's Chicken Dinner was stolen by the officiating crews of the Niners/Seahawks and Ravens/Packers games. This week's Goat goes to the Steelers for losing to the Raiders.

Breakfast Granola for 12/8/9

For breakfast, here's Olivia Munn, wagging her tail. Yum.

The poster in the "Hey Olivia!" magazine was found on her blog.

Speaking of two men...

"Remember where you are. This is Thunderdome and death is listening. We take the first man who screams."

It's the most... gehest time...of the year

Breakfast Granola for 12/7/9

You gotta have a hearty breakfast to get through the day, least of all this one. Christina Hendricks will save us.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Happy Holidays