Gravity will ALWAYS win

Crankmonkey shares this drunken FAIL from Break:


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Speaking of shockwaves...

I didn't know these had another name; turns out they're otherwise known as shock diamonds, Mach diamonds, Mach disks, or dancing diamonds.

A statically mounted Pratt & Whitney J58 engine with full afterburner on disposing of the last of the SR-71 fuel prior to program termination. The bright areas seen in the exhaust are known as shock diamonds.

Breakfast Granola for 7/1/9

Welcome to July, you damn dirty apes!

According to the caption:

A U.S. Air Force F-22 Raptor aircraft participating in Northern Edge 2009 executes a supersonic flyby over the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) while the ship is underway in the Gulf of Alaska on June 22, 2009. The visual effect is created by moisture trapped between crests in a sound wave at or near the moment a jet goes supersonic. Credit: DoD/Petty Officer 1st Class Ronald Dejarnett, U.S. Navy

Gives new meaning to "going buster."

Found via Yahoo! News on Live Science.

WTF?

Apache Chief brought this to my attention from the Drudge Report, ostensibly in connection to Michael Jackson's memorial at the Apollo. So, yeah...like the title says: Way to mourn there, Poverty Pimpin'.

P.S.: CAPTION CONTEST!

Justice for the masses (them asses?)

Postlunch and I'm back with not only a double-entendre, a double double-entendre. Damn, I'm awesome.

But (butt?) so is that double (bubble?).

The multifaceted Sakoya Justice was found on F-listed.

Get a saddle if you want to rattle

Hot ex-softballer Bianca Cruz, looking down for some hardball. And that's all I have for euphemisms and double-entendres until after lunch.

Found on Busted Coverage.

Breakfast Granola for 6/30/9

Sherlyn Chopra. Because I'm in a strange mood this morning.

Found on today's Use My Computer.

Everything you really need to see from the G.I. Joe movie

Seriously, I don't have to watch it now, thus saving 90 to 120 minutes of my life. Scarlett looking pretty is all I need to get by.

Found on io9.

Tical POW!

Wait for it: 0:55...



Ah, the circle of life. Or as Olivia Munn would tell you: "This is fucking nature!"

Breakfast Granola for 6/29/9

This video is made of awesome and win. You can thank me later.

The Circle of Life

I can totally see myself in this picture...except for the part where I probably took it.

There's a gallery with more of these close-up boob shots on Coed.

Speaking of big guns...

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Reminds me of a supposed follow-on to the M109A6 Paladin howitzer that was intended to use an electrochemical propellant. Hypergolic components are delivered by tracked carrier into gun's storage tanks; components get premixed and ignited by sparking array; down goes Frazier.

Found via Hollywood Tuna on Horny Oyster.

Breakfast Granola for 6/26/9

Miriam Gonzalez, Playboy Playmate for March 2001, because that's what's up for breakfast.

Found during purposeful hunt of the intergoogles.

My favorite color is...

...blue. You'd think I was a Crip or something. And that's as good an excuse as any for women in bikinis.

Found on Bikini Beat.

If you think your day's been bad...

The original ownpwn -- found on Jalopnik -- has been Fotoshoop enhanced.

As close as I want to get to snow...

...is this close to Aria Giovanni.

Found while wandering the intergoogles.

Breakfast Granola for 6/25/9

Some oily ass on this drab Thursday, which reminds me of a Redd Foxx joke I'll have to try and tell at some point. This exemplar was untitled, but I happen to know that the girl on the left, the only one looking at the camera, is Nikki Sims.

Bundle of random ass found on Coed.