The Granola Mine

Breakfast Granola for 7/18/11

2011-07-18T07:00:00.000-07:00

Breakfast Granola for 6/24/11

2011-06-24T07:00:00.000-07:00

And just like that, with 24 days remaining, I've been discharged ahead of schedule. While this isn't my FINAL final day, it IS the last official one in Granola Mine custody. Just like the square in Monopoly, anything else you may see is "Just Visiting."

I'd like to thank my Fellow Mining Drones for sharing this time with me. Without you, the insanity would have been of an unbearable brand; yours was much enjoyed. (To the malefactor FMDs, I wish you no harm, but neither do I wish you success or not-failing. Leave, and do try to get well.)

I'd like to thank any of the readers who may have stumbled upon this exercise in creative mental shopkeeping. It's been just for us kids in The Mine, but if you've followed along, I hope you've enjoyed the strange ride. The inside of the machine is oily, but we're all getting out, where you are, to the shiny exterior.

I'll leave the lights on and the key at my desk. I'll be outside.

Design excellence

2011-06-23T08:00:00.000-07:00

I swear, this is something that could've been developed here in The Mine, your "SOURCE" for all things FAIL.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/23/11

2011-06-23T07:00:00.000-07:00

Let's try a Playboy Playmate today; Jessa Hinton with 25 to go.

Found on F-listed.

Suffer the little children…

2011-06-22T08:00:00.000-07:00

…one Wiffle bat blow at a time.

"Piñata Party FAIL" from Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/22/11

2011-06-22T07:00:00.000-07:00

26 to go, so here's something actually important and useful: how to save a life, starring Dr. Ken Jeong.

Blue Falcon

2011-06-21T08:00:00.000-07:00

Shane Van Gisbergen won at Hidden Valley in the V8 Supercars Series, and drifted for a victory lap.

But what I really want to know is when the Ford Falcon returns to America because I would purchase one of those.

Found on Jalopnik.

Breakfast Granola for 6/21/11

2011-06-21T07:00:00.000-07:00

Sammy Braddy was known to me, but until now (27 remaining), I hadn't seen a SFW picture of her. OM NOM yellow panties and long legs!

Also of interest: she's improved her chest. See that here (also SFW).

Found on F-listed.

Celebration!

2011-06-20T08:00:00.000-07:00

No more OCD Kid? Him gone to the hills to bend for the overlords, and for what it's worth, may they have mercy on his rectum. Meanwhile, for us, there's this:

Breakfast Granola for 6/20/11

2011-06-20T07:00:00.000-07:00

With 28 to go, we're now inside that last swirling vortex of one month. British-bred Kelly Brook will nourish us into these last days.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Spoonerism

2011-06-16T08:00:00.000-07:00

"A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched."

Example: Tig Ol' Bitties.

Breakfast Granola for 6/16/11

2011-06-16T07:00:00.000-07:00

With 32 to go, we gotta brighten the day up with something. How about our beautifully wayward friend, Medianoche?

And now, for something that doesn't lie

2011-06-15T08:00:00.000-07:00

Lucy Mecklenburgh, gents. Because that body is the truth!

Found via Funtasticus on GCeleb

Breakfast Granola 6/15/11

2011-06-15T07:00:00.000-07:00

I wonder how Rob Katz would hold up to these tests.

How To Spot A Liar by Forensic Psychology

33 remain.

Fear the Incursion

2011-06-14T09:03:00.000-07:00

Now that it has arrived in lafayette, it's gettin' real up in here:

I never did like you

2011-06-14T08:30:00.000-07:00

That's right, NEVER.

I shudder to visit Mr. Wu and his heathen celestials, but — by God! — I will profane your remains, and may Gabriel's trumpet summon you from a pig's asshole if I catch so much as a whiff of your cunt in this camp again, you lying cocksucker.

RUN. FOR. YOUR. FUCKING. LIFE.

Breakfast Granola for 6/14/11

2011-06-14T07:00:00.000-07:00

34 to go, and I have to think ahead; "Maybe I'd like to draw cars for my next job?" From Uncrate:

Whether you have plans on one day becoming a car designer or would simply like to improve your car sketching skills for your own enjoyment, the I Draw Cars Sketchbook & Reference Guide ($25 and up) is here to help. Created by two designers from the Detroit area, this unique book will include tons of templates, reference information, and, yes, even blank pages, all of which are there to help you hone your automotive sketching skills to near perfection.

How do I "Airplane Mode?"

2011-06-13T08:00:00.000-07:00

Via Gizmodo, do NOT try this at home!

Breakfast Granola for 6/13/11

2011-06-13T07:00:00.000-07:00

With 35 to go, the balm on our soul this day is Stacey Keibler and her very long legs.

Found on Uncoached.

Yes, something new from the bandits!

2011-06-11T13:18:00.000-07:00

Best. Carnival. EVAR?

2011-06-10T09:00:00.000-07:00

Most carnivals are full of carnies, an even more undesirable offshoot of filthy hobos and vagabonds.

But this one is full of hoes. I'm not sure I see what the problem is.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/10/11

2011-06-10T07:00:00.000-07:00

Kate Upton turns 19 today. Many happy returns!

38 to go.

Image from the Ore Archives.

Lunchtime poledance!

2011-06-09T11:59:00.000-07:00

If you can ignore the herpderp audience noise, this is some pretty hot polework by Jenyne Butterfly; found on Funtasticus:

Worst. Festival name. EVAR!

2011-06-09T08:00:00.000-07:00

Blue balls = NOT a good thing!

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/9/11

2011-06-09T07:00:00.000-07:00

Sleep, thee, with tragic measure as you gaze upon the insane scribbling of Mike Bukowski, mind infected by the gibbering of Lord Cthulhu, dream our master darkly beneath cold and dead R'lyeh.

Remainest 39.

Found on io9.

Translation: I didn't think they were minors

2011-06-08T08:30:00.000-07:00

Well, that makes it just fine!

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/8/11

2011-06-08T07:00:00.000-07:00

With 40 to go and this being the 40th Denise Milani post,
I can't believe this picture of her never came up before. Already have it as a desktop wallpaper, but I'm going to see about having it printed into a poster.

OM NOM NOM!

From the Ore Archives.

Inhouse email barring me from expression

2011-06-07T12:06:00.000-07:00

to this is say:
F@$k You!

Awesome + Awesome = ????

2011-06-07T10:06:00.001-07:00

Unearthed by FMD Jack Naples, how is it possible for so much awesome — "Old Spice Guy" Isaiah Mustafa and "Most Interesting Man in the World" Jonathan Goldsmith — to be in the same place at the same time?

Awesome, that's how!

Found on the Awesome People Hanging Out Together Tumblr.

Something gentler

2011-06-07T08:00:00.000-07:00

For a change of pace, Sophie Turner is back again, and this time I'd like to lavish some praise on her watch. That's an impressive looking timepiece on a roundbooty dimepiece.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/7/11

2011-06-07T07:00:00.000-07:00

Sometimes you feel so beat down that all that's left is up, and at that point it's clawhammers, knives, sticks, fists, feet, fingernails, blood, sweat, and pain.

Delivering lots and lots of pain.

From the totally warped Korean film Old Boy:

41 to go.

Oh Japanese, you so crazy!

2011-06-06T08:30:00.000-07:00

In video game Dream Club Zero you can dress up your nightclub hostess in CAUTION tape.

Best. Outfit. EVAR?

Found on Kotaku.

Breakfast Granola for 6/6/11

2011-06-06T07:00:00.000-07:00

Ever hear someone say something so ridiculous that you wonder if they even comprehended what they just said? And you think they need to be reminded of how ridiculous they are?

The Ghost of Rick James compels you!

42 remain.

To your health, good sir

2011-06-03T08:00:00.000-07:00

German researchers apparently say it's good and healthy for men to stare at breasts for at least 10 minutes a day. I definitely exceed my dosage, but argue that the female form in its entirety is fair game.

Take Aaliyah Love, for example. While of modest bosom, she has shapely bottom; also nice. And for this, I feel all the better.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 6/3/11

2011-06-03T07:00:00.000-07:00

As another week elapses and we reach 45 remaining, realize that we're slipping into darkness…

555-PILLS

2011-06-02T08:00:00.000-07:00

Pills: it's the solution to everything! Jeff, take notes…

Breakfast Granola for 6/2/11

2011-06-02T07:00:00.000-07:00

With 46 remaining, some soothing Erin Lucas on this dreary and eerie Thursday.

Found on F-listed.

STOP what you're doing!

2011-06-01T08:00:00.000-07:00

You'd think The Mine placed these signs.

STOP! Don't turn right! Don't turn left! And by the look of the intersection, don't go forward, either.

Just STOP.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 6/1/11

2011-06-01T07:00:00.000-07:00

I hesitate to draw another parallel to The Mine and POW situations — let alone the true atrocity that was Bataan — but there's something I cannot, for the life of me, comprehend: Why am I and FMD Jack Naples involved in meetings and projects regarding the post-July 18 working conditions of the company that is terminating our employment July 18?

Because we've also been told "Work until the end," I'm feeling incredulous and resentful that we're only moving closer to our doom, helping improve something that we will not be around to see for people who will no longer need us in 47 days.

State bird of Hawai'i?

2011-05-31T08:30:00.000-07:00

You'd think it was the Ford Mustang convertible for all the ones I saw flying around. GT shown, but V6 rentals (no foglights, single tailpipe) were most visible.

Most common color: unsurprisingly, "Kona Blue" as shown.

Breakfast Granola for 5/31/11

2011-05-31T07:00:00.000-07:00

Hawai'i was fine… until I had to leave it.

Would somebody like to explain what I'm still doing here? Oh, that's right; 48 to go.

Oakland, representin'

2011-05-27T08:23:00.000-07:00

Maybe we can make this the new Frinay?

Breakfast Granola for 5/27/11

2011-05-27T07:00:00.000-07:00

D-52.

Breakfast Granola for 5/26/11

2011-05-26T07:00:00.000-07:00

D-53.

Breakfast Granola for 5/25/11

2011-05-25T07:00:00.000-07:00

D-54.

Breakfast Granola for 5/24/11

2011-05-24T07:00:00.000-07:00

D-55.

Breakfast Granola for 5/23/11

2011-05-23T07:00:00.000-07:00

D-56.

Vacation WIN

2011-05-20T14:59:00.000-07:00

Back in 10 days.

It's also like that...

2011-05-20T08:00:00.000-07:00

To look the CEO of a major corporation in the eye and have him lie to me felt no different than having anyone else lie to me. However, it's not anyone else funding my paycheck and doing work that aided and abetted that lie. What it did do, though, is to cement in my mind the feeling that I was in a POW labor camp, which will be grand fodder for when I write the sitcom.

Yes, POW labor camp, I said it. Imagine: WW2 and we've been captured by the Nazis or Japs. Me and my buddies have to build widgets for massa - thereby working against our own interests - meanwhile trying to get along, find small comforts in food and trinkets, avoid the gaze of our overseers, and basically avoid going crazy or getting killed. We're a tightknit bunch in spite of a traitor in our midst, and when the suckup is outed our unity strengthens. All we have to wait for is liberation.

And here it is. Despite that we're free and can go where we please, part of the shared struggle holds us back. There were good times.

But there will also BE good times. Only now it's outside the barbed wire.

Breakfast Granola for 5/20/11

2011-05-20T07:00:00.000-07:00

In honor of my impending vacation to Hawai'i, here's classic Hawai'ian beauty Patricia Ford, circa 1996, from the Ore Archives.

D-59.

It's like this...

2011-05-19T08:00:00.000-07:00

Ex-FMD Apache Chief is a witch, of course:

Did I call this shit when the sale happened? OCD and The Faggot are such assholes. They knew that shit when they sold it.

Breakfast Granola for 5/19/11

2011-05-19T07:00:00.000-07:00

Yummy Kate Upton joins us for our downward spiral, kicking off the countdown at D-60.

Found on Drunken Stepfather (NSFW ads).

Blowout

2011-05-18T10:00:00.000-07:00

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

That's why I've picked some cream from the Tailings Bin and found this.

Behold, Ayisha Diaz!

And now, for more of the same…

2011-05-18T09:00:00.000-07:00

From Hollywood Tuna, Denise Milani is a gift that can't stop giving (likely NSFW, audio not required).

Oh, I'll tell you what's up!

2011-05-18T08:00:00.000-07:00

It's been a fun ride, but mining operations are scheduled to close July 18, 2011.

Thank you for visiting The Mine, and thank you to all ex-Fellow Mining Drones.

We are all ex-FMDs now.

We are all now free.

Breakfast Granola for 5/18/11

2011-05-18T07:00:00.000-07:00

It's on the truck and headed in today. WHAT. UP?

And now, for something completely different…

2011-05-17T08:00:00.000-07:00

…some Eurodrifters and their Hungarian strippers from Jalopnik (NSFW).

Drift Majális 2011 - Kecskemét - HUNGARY - Drifting.hu from Red Crab Films on Vimeo.

Breakfast Granola for 5/17/11

2011-05-17T07:00:00.000-07:00

io9 is all mermaid stories today WTF? Oh, I see now. They're shilling for the new Pirates of the Caribbean. The one that's full of mermaids and FAIL!

Fucking marks.

CAUTION: Dell causes heroin addiction!

2011-05-16T08:00:00.000-07:00

Why do I say that? 1) I have to chip away at granola in The Mine with one, and it's juuust about usable. 2) It'll get you hooked on the smack!

Needless to say, I am disappoint.

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 5/16/11

2011-05-16T07:00:00.000-07:00

Monday again already? Ugh. Gotta kickstart this good to get the week going. Melissa Riso can tell you more herself:

Melissa Riso is an exotic ethnic background of Guamanian and Italian. As a Northern California native, Melissa grew up with her Father and older Sister in Salinas, California and has spent several hot Summers in Guam where her mother lives.

[....]

Everyone always asks her what that huge tattoo on her tummy is all about. Well when she was a freshman in high school, she almost died in a very serious car accident on the highway. She got internal bleeding in her tummy and broke her back. So they had to cut her open to stop the bleeding inside. She had a ugly six inch scar from the surgery and tried to get plastic surgery to fix it. But the scar was too thick and not healing nice. So she designed her own tattoo to cover the ugly scar that she was insecure about all throughout high school. She would never get a tattoo that big, but there is a story behind everything…

Found on F-listed.

Pardon the delay…

2011-05-13T08:00:00.000-07:00

…but this was to be the 2nd entry of the day, destined for 8 AM but published at 8 PM.

A new Ore is discovered: Melissa Debling, another fine and busty Brit, found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 5/13/11

2011-05-13T07:00:00.000-07:00

Happy Friday the 13th, you superstitious numerological heathen!

I'm having some defined misgivings about Iron Sky now. It's looking like it could be Inglorious Basterds pulp, or polished B-movie. From io9:

It's Thursday, and you know what that means...

2011-05-12T09:00:00.000-07:00

That's right: LET YOUR SOUL GLO!

Grapple

2011-05-12T08:00:00.000-07:00

Why, hello thar, Imogen Thomas! Let me know if you need a hand with those.

Found on Hollywood Tuna.

Breakfast Granola for 5/12/11

2011-05-12T07:00:00.000-07:00

And this is what it'll be like: incredibly well-planned and intricate, but delicate, fragile, and ready to self-destruct when you need it most. Welcome to The Mine!

Childhood wish

2011-05-11T08:00:00.000-07:00

Failblog calls this "Kid's [sic] Meal FAIL" but I'd have considered it "Kids Meal WIN!"

Kids these days are WAY better off and WAY luckier than they know!

Breakfast Granola for 5/11/11

2011-05-11T07:00:00.000-07:00

Day 3 of making imaginary friends breaks; The Mine is once again a cave of sorrow and FAIL!

Jiggly Kate Upton will save us in our time of need. Thanks Hollywood Tuna!

Trading insanity

2011-05-10T08:00:00.000-07:00

Via Hollywood Tuna, a Denise Milani interlude (mute recommended for bad music):

Breakfast Granola for 5/10/11

2011-05-10T07:00:00.000-07:00

Jalopnik has the accurate take on this NSFW-language Youtube clip:

Most of you are probably sane, normal people capable of reacting normally to [encountering a police shootout]. But just in case here's a lot of things [these white dudebros] did wrong:

Don't drive towards police officers with guns drawn
Don't think that by crouching down you're safe
Don't tell your friend to "chill"
Don't listen to Pearl Jam when you might die
When the police get in their cars, it's probably time to go
Once you decide to move away don't stop again
When the cops are hiding, you should be hiding
Don't videotape yourself doing any of this

And there ends today's obvious lesson.

Oh, Pearl Jam-listening white folks, you so crazy!

Mine Life: another accurate view

2011-05-09T08:00:00.000-07:00

Breakfast Granola for 5/9/11

2011-05-09T07:00:00.000-07:00

This Monday is a day of newfound disappointment. To harmonize with our fresh bughunt comes the news that Holy Taco is no longer doing girl galleries. What to do? Definitely less visits to HT because — seriously — what the fuck is THAT bullshit? "We're a comedy site, so we're going to focus on that!" Pfft, fine. Never did like your ass any-godamn-way.

Meanwhile, digging never stops in The Mine; keep looking for ore where it exists. Thus, here's more Sophie Turner, courtesy of Hollywood Tuna.

So, about today...

2011-05-06T09:00:00.000-07:00

"Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?"

May: it's quite the month

2011-05-06T08:00:00.000-07:00

I share my birthday — May 2 — with Baron Manfred von Richtofen, "The Rock" Dwayne Johnson, and Jenna von Öy (pictured); May is an awesome month that begat awesome people.

Here are a few more, courtesy of Brobible:

Christa Rigozzi: May 2
Josie Maran: May 8
Audrina Patridge: May 9
Rosario Dawson: May 9
Holly Valance: May 11
Laetitia Casta: May 11
Sunny Leone: May 13
Jamie Lynn Sigler: May 15
Megan Fox: May 16
Luisana Lopilato: May 18
Eve Angel: May 19
Katie Price: May 22
Kelly Monaco: May 23
Jewel Kilcher: May 23
Kylie Minogue: May 27
Ana Beatriz-Barros: May 29

Breakfast Granola for 5/6/11

2011-05-06T07:00:00.000-07:00

Parkour isn't for everyone, but blood in the stool seems suited to this guy:

Cinco de Mayo

2011-05-05T08:00:00.000-07:00

Don't think I forgot what today is. Just looking for a good picture in the Ore Archives.

This is the rarely-seen Maribel Guardia. She's Costa Rican and lives in Miami, but she used to work in Mexico. That's all the excuse I need.

Breakfast Granola for 5/5/11

2011-05-05T07:00:00.000-07:00

Via F-listed, today's breakfast is scrambled American-cricket fan ala Terrible Terry Tate. Wait for it: 0:06...

Change of address?

2011-05-04T10:30:00.000-07:00

The final missive of Hawtness:

Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s time things come to a close at ol’ Hawtness.com. But, have no fear ALL IS NOT LOST! You’ll find all the old content, and new updated content at Tease.TheDailyWh.at. Brian, the captain of the good ship tease, will be keeping you guys in stitches and boobies. What more could you ask for? And (and it’s a big and) you won’t be subjected to my dumb rantings anymore! WOO!
Alright everyone, I’ll keep this short. Peace out!

-Joe Hawtness

One final goodbye, thank you again for all your kind words and comments, not to mention the unkind words and irreverent videos and links! I’ll still be puttering around the internet and you’ll see me yelling about something from time to time. Also, anyone who wants can follow me on twitter. I’m sure I’ll be finding terrible things to share with the world and linking them there. Thanks everyone, it was a long, weird trip.

Momentum: it counts for plenty

2011-05-04T08:00:00.000-07:00

Breakfast Granola for 5/4/11

2011-05-04T07:00:00.000-07:00

Another Birthweek miracle! FACT: Kate Upton is naked under that bodypaint.

Found on Holy Taco.

Sophie Turner turned 27 on the 30th?

2011-05-03T08:00:00.000-07:00

Hmmph. Apparently, her birthday preceded mine and I was unaware. Still, that makes us both born under Taurus, and we shall unite in that.

And cake, of which she obviously has plenty.

Found on Brobible.

Breakfast Granola for 5/3/11

2011-05-03T07:00:00.000-07:00

I declare Birthweek, and this is another gift to myself! Behold, the lovely and curvaceous London Andrews.

Found on her blog (NSFW).

And now, for something completely different…

2011-05-02T08:00:00.000-07:00

This is the only way soccer could be palatable. From Hawtness:

Breakfast Granola for 5/2/11

2011-05-02T07:00:00.000-07:00

First, happy birthday to me!

Second, this is the last we'll hear from Osama bin Laden:

Osama bin Laden, the face of global terrorism and architect of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, was killed in a firefight with elite American forces Monday, then quickly buried at sea in a stunning finale to a furtive decade on the run.

Long believed to be hiding in caves, bin Laden was tracked down in a costly, custom-built hideout not far from a Pakistani military academy.

[....]

The military operation took mere minutes, and there were no U.S. casualties.

U.S. helicopters ferried troops from Navy SEAL Team Six, a top military counter-terrorism unit, into the compound identified by the CIA as bin Laden's hideout — and back out again in less than 40 minutes. Bin Laden was shot in the head, officials said, after he and his bodyguards resisted the assault.

Three adult males were also killed in the raid, including one of bin Laden's sons, whom officials did not name. One of bin Laden's sons, Hamza, is a senior member of al-Qaida. U.S. officials also said one woman was killed when she was used as a shield by a male combatant, and two other women were injured.

Third, "a costly, custom-built hideout not far from a Pakistani military academy"? Really, Pakistan? I believe you have some explaining to do.

And fourth, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Boy Shorts Appreciation Day

2011-04-29T13:54:00.000-07:00

Why was I not informed about such a wonderful day? I'm going to just leave this here, then.

Denise Milani in boyshorts, Ore Archives.

Let me guess...

2011-04-29T11:12:00.001-07:00

...it's Friday?

Found while wandering the intergoogles.

OG GT40

2011-04-29T08:00:00.000-07:00

From Jalopnik:

What you see here is an original 1966 Ford GT40 driven by Chris MacAllister at Infineon Raceway for last year's Sonoma Historic Motorsports Festival, captured by Brad Fox.

Breakfast Granola for 4/29/11

2011-04-29T07:00:00.000-07:00

Today's gooey breakfast: io9 asks, "What if H.P. Lovecraft taught sex ed?" A: You will fear The Vagina.

A bit nipply outside

2011-04-28T08:00:00.000-07:00

This image is unmarked by Funtasticus, but I happen to know perfectly well that it is Maggie Green.

Breakfast Granola for 4/28/11

2011-04-28T07:00:00.000-07:00

I don't know whose this is, or what manga or anime it's from, but it's lovely and I like it.

Found on "The Blog Nobody Reads".

Titties & Carrot Cake

2011-04-27T13:44:00.000-07:00

DJ Shad, compatriot of ex-FMD Apache Chief, sends us this:

Return of a classic

2011-04-27T09:00:00.000-07:00

Lo, I did cry out, "Come back to meh, Denise Milani!" And there she was in white-T and blue jeans. Yay!

Thanks, Hollywood Tuna!

Lust

2011-04-27T08:00:00.000-07:00

As told on Hawtness, "The Deadliest of Sins."

But Lust was also arguably the most dangerous Homunculi on Full Metal Alchemist, who this cosplayer is portraying.

Breakfast Granola for 4/27/11

2011-04-27T07:00:00.000-07:00

Jeff has an app? I thought he didn't like the iPhone.

Found on Failblog.

Brand new mineral

2011-04-26T14:38:00.000-07:00

Found totally at random while stumbling the intergoogles, behold Kate Rose.

That figure is 44-32-44, and those are 37E. OM NOM NOM!

Friends from afar

2011-04-26T07:00:00.000-07:00

ex-FMD Apache Chief sends us this missive.

Breakfast Granola for 4/26/11

2011-04-26T06:30:00.000-07:00

There are some days where my job feels VERY similar.

Sometimes smells like it, too.

From Failblog.

Proof that NYC is a zoo

2011-04-25T07:00:00.000-07:00

Seriously, that's what you're told not to do to animals. At the very least, we know the denizens smell rank enough to be beasts…

Found on Failblog.

Breakfast Granola for 4/25/10

2011-04-25T06:00:00.000-07:00

Shift change, you say?

Well, FUCK YOU, TOO!

Odd positioning

2011-04-22T11:59:00.000-07:00

Sophie Turner is captured somewhere along Hollywood's Walk of Fame, but the mystery remains: What is she famous for?

Not that it matters. She's still eye candy. OM NOM NOM!

Found via F-listed on HQ Celebrity.

Can haz more Olympics plz?

2011-04-22T07:00:00.000-07:00

Kthxbye!

Found on Holy Taco.